Christmas Cake Recipe

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Ingredients
10
Count
Nutrition
544
Calories
Total time
300
Minutes
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Ingredients:

  • 1 cup water
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 (1500 ml) bottle vodka
  • 2 cups dried fruit

Directions:

  1. Sample the Vodka to check quality.
  2. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again.
  3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
  4. Repeat.
  5. Turn on the electric mixer.
  6. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  7. Add one teaspoon sugar.
  8. Beat again.
  9. At this point it is best to make sure that the Vodka is shtill OK.
  10. Try another cup- just in case.
  11. Turn off the mixerer.
  12. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit.
  13. Pick fruit up off floor.
  14. Mix on the turner.
  15. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
  16. Sample the Vodka to check for tonsisticity.
  17. Next sift two cups of salt.
  18. Or something.
  19. Who giveshz a whip.
  20. Check the Vodka.
  21. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
  22. Add one table.
  23. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
  24. Whatever you can find.
  25. Greash the oven.
  26. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
  27. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  28. Finally throw the bowl through the window, finish the Vodka and kick the cat.
  29. Cherry Mistmas!
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 544.15 Kcal (2278 kJ)
Calories from fat 30 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 3.33g 5%
Cholesterol 124mg 41%
Sodium 1173.16mg 49%
Potassium 732.58mg 16%
Total Carbs 167.61g 56%
Sugars 55.17g 221%
Protein 4.33g 9%
Vitamin C 716.7mg 1194%
Iron 1mg 6%
Calcium 1393.4mg 139%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 209.77 Kcal (878 kJ)
Calories from fat 11.57 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 1.29g 5%
Cholesterol 47.8mg 41%
Sodium 452.26mg 49%
Potassium 282.41mg 16%
Total Carbs 64.61g 56%
Sugars 21.27g 221%
Protein 1.67g 9%
Vitamin C 276.3mg 1194%
Iron 0.4mg 6%
Calcium 537.2mg 139%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Find out how many calories should you eat.

Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Recipe Tags

Weightwatchers Points

  • 11.2
    Points
  • 19
    PointsPlus

Good Points

  • low fat,
  • saturated fat free

Bad Points

  • High in Sodium,
  • High in Sugar

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