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onion, chopped, chili peppers, minced, bell pepper, chopped, olive oil, portobello mushroom , optional i just happened to have 1 in the fridge, carrots, grated, cilantro leaves, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, diced tomatoes, kidney beans, corn, brown rice, uncooked but rinsed well, lentils, uncooked but rinsed well, cumin, vegetable broth, vegetable juice , like v8 or 1 cup plain tomato, whatever, salt

ripe tomato, diced for picklelover, garlic cloves, finely chopped for iewe and her houseful of garlic lovers, fresh cilantro, coarsely chopped for txgrifflover, who is an acquired taste, red onion, finely chopped for our savoury friend, chipotle chile, finely chopped for french bunny, who is sometimes hot & spicy, adobo sauce , from canned chipotle chile for heydarl, who likes to surprise with a kick, sugar , for bella14ragazza, our sweet team member, lime juice , to taste for gaylav, who provides a little pucker power, salt , to taste, for iceland, as she is sure to find in iceland, black pepper, freshly ground , to taste for katew, our pepper lover, cinnamon (optional), ground allspice (optional), ground cumin (optional)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pie crusts (i used #137952), gimmie lean sausage flavor (i actually used double that, 1/2 of a package.. which is 7 oz, for anyone who is going to use meat.), milk or 2 cups soy (i used fat-free, and it still tasted great...) or 2 cups rice (i used fat-free, and it still tasted great...), whole eggs (i actually used 5 egg whites, & 1 whole egg..) or 3 whole egg substitute (i actually used 5 egg whites, & 1 whole egg..), chopped onion (i omitted this because of my lack of onions..), cheddar cheese (i used like 1/2 cup sharp 2% ) or 1/4 cup soy cheese (i used like 1/2 cup sharp 2% ), freshly grated nutmeg (use lots, it tastes good ( ), salt & pepper

eggs, sweetened condensed milk, vanilla, salt, milk, whipping cream

sliced frozen okra, boiled cooked chicken (with liquid reserved) or 1 rotisserie-cooked chicken (and 1 can broth) or 1 lb cooked chicken breast (and 2 bullion cubes), sausage (preferably andoulle), onion, diced, bell pepper, diced, oil (as needed), ro-tel diced tomatoes with peppers (optional), salt, pepper, cajun seasoning (tony s)

seafood, your choice (i used a medley), cheddar broccoli flavored rice, prepared (5.7 oz. package.), onion, chopped, broccoli, chopped, carrot, sliced, mayonnaise, milk or 1/2 cup half-and-half, cream of celery soup, undiluted, worcestershire sauce, onion powder, pepper, salt, breadcrumbs or crushed cracker, cheddar cheese, shredded, oranges (optional) or 1/2 yellow pepper, chopped (optional), celery, chopped (optional)

potatoes, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, salad oil, low-fat plain yogurt (or light sour cream), vinegar, sliced green onion (whole thing), salt, chopped dill weed, pepper, diced celery, onion powder, garlic powder, light mayonnaise

refrigerated pie crust, raspberry jell-o gelatin, sugar, melted butter, cornstarch, egg, beaten, chopped rhubarb

oil, lean ground beef, onions, chopped, bell peppers, green chopped, tomatoes with juice (home canned is best), grain white rice, salt (cut down on if using home canned), chili powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper , for those who like spicy

mayonnaise, onions, finely diced, fresh garlic, chopped, fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped, sour cream, fresh lemon juice, vinegar, blue cheese, salt, pepper

eggs, pizza sauce, red bell pepper, chopped, pancetta, chopped, oil

chicken (portions and or or pork or both to suite 4 people, can be breast, leg or thigh), onions, chopped, garlic clove (chopped or crushed or paste), turmeric, chorizo sausage, cooked (or other sausage, plain or spicy) (optional), rice (brown is nice , but does take longer), stock (chicken or herb i.e. caldo ), tomatoes, peeled and chopped (or equivalent such as passata), red pepper (or yellow pepper or green pepper, or all three), peas (or any vegetable) or 1 cup carrot (or any vegetable), salt and pepper (to season)

black-eyed peas, mayonnaise (i sometimes use up to 1/2 cup), salt and pepper, to taste

collard greens (about 4 leaves ), margarine, chicken bouillon granule, water