54729 traditional mediterranean sweet christma Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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sweet bell peppers, seeded and quartered and10 Moresweet bell peppers, seeded and quartered, whole wheat bread, crusts removed, toasted walnuts, chopped, lemon juice, aleppo pepper, pomegranate molasses, garlic, minced, cumin seeds, coarsely ground, salt to taste, olive oil, sumac powder25 min, 11 ingredients
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sweet shortcrust pastry, butter, caster sugar, salt and15 Moresweet shortcrust pastry, butter, caster sugar, salt, cake flour, ground mixed spice, egg yolks, ice-cold water, custard filling, milk, butter, cinnamon, caster sugar, cake flour, corn flour, salt, eggs, vanilla essence, ground cinnamon for sprinkling1 hour 20 min, 19 ingredients
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sweet onions, thinly sliced, sugar and14 Moresweet onions, thinly sliced, sugar, chopped fresh garlic (or to taste), dried oregano (or to taste), dried thyme (or to taste), dried chili pepper flakes (optional or to taste), olive oil, butter, italian-style tomatoes (undrained and chopped ), tomato sauce, chicken broth, salt and black pepper, bay leaf, orzo pasta, crouton, grated parmesan cheese or shredded swiss cheese46 hour , 16 ingredients
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sweet onion, peeled and sliced into 1 inch strips (bermud... and11 Moresweet onion, peeled and sliced into 1 inch strips (bermuda, maui sweet, walla walla, texas sweets, vidalias, carzalia, sweet imperial), granny smith apples, peeled and sliced into 1/8-inch slices, canola oil (extra light olive oil), brown sugar , packed, cinnamon, sugar, egg whites, all-purpose flour , sifted, baking powder, nonfat milk, granulated sugar , plus, granulated sugar21 min, 13 ingredients
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South African Traditional Soetkoekies (Sweet Cookies)cake flour and11 Morecake flour, brown sugar or 2 cups yellow sugar, if available, baking soda, cream of tartar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg (optional), salt, butter, soft, rendered pork fat (or crisco if you must, see note below about pork fat), sweet sherry or 1/2 cup muscatel or 1/2 cup madeira wine or 1/2 cup port wine, but you may need up to 3/4 cup of the sweet wine, eggs, whisked well1 hour 5 min, 12 ingredients
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Traditional Sweet Potato Casserolesweet potatoes, peeled and cut into 1-inch cubes and6 Moresweet potatoes, peeled and cut into 1-inch cubes, brown sugar , packed, butter, softened, salt, vanilla extract, pecans, finely chopped, divided, marshmallows40 min, 7 ingredients
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Mediterranean Chicken And Pasta With Kalamata Oliv...mediterranean chicken and pasta with kalamata olives, sun... and16 Moremediterranean chicken and pasta with kalamata olives, sun-dried tomatoes & pine nuts, sun-dried tomatoes, quartered with scissors, kalamata olives, boneless, skinless chicken breast halves, cut into bite sized chunks, rosemary-infused white wine vinegar, olive oil, onion, chopped fine, roasted garlic, mashed, dried oregano or 1-2 tsp fresh oregano, coarsely cracked black pepper, green or red bell pepper, chopped, crumbled feta cheese, pine nuts, marinated artichoke hearts, fresh grated parmesan or asiago cheese, green onions, chopped, uncooked hearty pasta , like a gemelli or a penne20 min, 17 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Sweet Potato Wow Wow ~ Roasted Sweet Potato With O...sweet potato, unpeeled and10 Moresweet potato, unpeeled, olive oil - enough to coat the sweet potato for roasting and to coat the skillet, chili - heat level of your choice, i used a mild anaheim, chopped red onion, modestly proportioned home-grown tomato, chopped, ground cumin , to taste, salt and pepper, to taste, chopped cilantro, crumbled goat cheese, pine nuts, juice of 1/2 lime (depends on how big and/or juicy the lime is)11 ingredients
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