36 tasting food Recipes

self rising flour (sifted & measured), granulated sugar, eggs, oil, plum baby food, chopped pecans, cinnamon, vanilla, glaze, powdered sugar, melted butter or margarine, lemon or orange juice(use more to taste if preferred)

bread , torn up into small pieces (any type, dry works better than fresh, fruit s nice, i like malted best), milk (use as much or as little to taste, any type works, i use soya but you can use normal or flavoured et), sugar or 1 tbsp splenda substitute, maple syrup (optional, if using , omit the sugar or splenda), cinnamon (optional) or 1 tsp ginger (optional) or 1 tsp mixed spice, etc (optional), raisins (optional) or 1 tbsp sultanas (optional) or 1 tbsp dried fruit, etc (optional), sugar (optional)

cilantro , roots and lower stems removed, fresh parsley leaves, purple onion, quartered, green bell pepper, seeded and deveined, sweet peppers, halved (aji dulce), garlic cloves, whole, corn oil, red wine vinegar, salt (to taste), cracked pepper , 1/4-1/2 cup water (to taste, reserved)

elbow macaroni, butter (the original recipe calls for 9 tbsp. - i like to use 8 tbsp of unsalted - or 1 stick. you probably could get by with even less if you are so inclined...), shredded muenster cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, shredded monterey jack cheese, feel free to up the cheese quotient. and invite me for dinner! ), half-and-half, cubed processed cheese food (don tsp be a velveeta snob like i was - this makes the sauce so darn cheesy/creamy. if you want to remain a v-snob, then go for cream cheese, but it won tsp be the same. but hey, it s your thang - do what you wanna do. heh.), eggs, beaten, salt, dry mustard, ground black pepper, any combination ), ground meat, browned (turkey, chicken, beef, pork), breakfast sausage such as jimmy dean regular or hot (browned and drained - 1 lb.), keilbasa or andouille (cut into chunks and browned in a wee bit of olive oil), fresh chorizo, casing removed, browned and broken up, onion, diced and sauteed until translucent, jalapeno peppers, seeded and chopped (for a milder taste, use poblano, or go crazy and use serranos or a habanero), crushed red pepper flake to taste, roasted red pepper, chopped, i have even added, artichoke hearts, drained and loosely chopped, cheesy note : another great cheese combo and 1 of my favorite spins is using shredded asiago, provolone, mozzarella and a sharp cheddar. delish, use a pepper jack cheese in the mix . or a smoked cheddar. i adore cheese and it all works for me and makes this recipe wonderful, comforting and lusciously decadent.

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

hard-boiled eggs, good quality mayonnaise (best foods , hellman s, or vegenaise), dried onion flakes (see note ), dijon mustard, granulated garlic, grated dill pickles (optional) or 1 tsp dill pickle relish (optional), your favorite curry powder, to taste (but oh so good with it!) (optional), tabasco sauce , to taste (optional), salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste

miracle whip (i use best foods mayonnaise), garlic powder, lemon juice, fish fillet (white tastes best), dried breadcrumbs

food cake mix, instant chocolate pudding mix, vegetable oil, kahlua, water, eggs, ghirardelli bittersweet chocolate, chopped into bits, whipping cream, sugar, cornstarch, salt, coconut milk, coco lopez (cream of coconut), shredded coconut

ripe tomatoes or 4 plum tomatoes, cored and roughly chopped, onion, finely chopped (about 3 tbsp), jalapeno (or to taste), minced, chopped fresh coriander ( cilantro), kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste, tortilla chips , recipe follows, tortilla chips, vegetable oil for frying, twelve 6-inch corn tortillas (preferably white ), fine salt

cold water, carrots, quartered, stalks celery, quartered, onion, quartered, head garlic, halved, lemon, halved, parsley, fresh thyme, bay leaves, shrimp, in the shell, rinsed, kosher salt, cocktail sauce , recipe follows, lemon wedges, ketchup, lemon , zest finely grated and juiced, prepared horseradish, or to taste, drained, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce , to taste

garlic, chunk peeled, fresh ginger, vegetable oil, whole cumin seeds, heaping tsp whole cloves, cardamom pods, whole allspice, cinnamon stick, broken in half, bay leaf, yellow onion, diced, curry powder, jalapeno, or more to taste, in 1 piece, whole, peeled tomatoes (with puree) roughly chopped, whole milk yogurt, water, kosher salt, red new potatoes (about 10 oz), quartered, heaping cups small cauliflower florets, fresh green beans , cut into 1-inch pieces, canned chickpeas, rinsed and drained, suggestion : basmati rice and chutney, copyright 2001 television food network , g.p. all rights reserved

angel food cake (store-bought will do), fat-free whipped topping, strawberry glaze, fresh strawberries

percent lean ground beef, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, white mushrooms, halved or quartered, if large, extra-virgin olive oil, onion, chopped, carrot, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch dice , 1 cup, garlic, finely chopped, paprika, tomato paste, low-sodium beef broth, water, worcestershire sauce, calcium and fiber enriched penne pasta, (recommended: ronzoni smart taste), less fat cream cheese, room temperature, reduced-fat sour cream, chopped fresh parsley leaves, chopped fresh chives

banana (preferably very ripe ), low-fat custard (to taste), strawberry jelly (jam), artificial sweetener (granulated , to taste) or 1 1/2 tsp sugar (to taste), cinnamon

water, chicken bouillon, salsa (nice and hot ), cumin, thyme, marjoram, salt (check for taste and add more if necessary), carrots (chopped , use food processor), celery (chopped , use your food processor for this too!), cooked chicken (shredded ), rice, kidney beans (cooked and drained , any kind of beans can be used), frozen peas, frozen corn

cannellini beans, pancetta cut into 2 inch slices, canned tomatoes food processed lightly, yellow onion sliced, not too small, garlic crushed, olive oil, penne pasta , whole wheat, handful parsley chopped, salt and pepper to taste, parmesan cheese to taste freshly grated

biscuits (i used arrowroot), sweetened condensed milk (skim is ok), sultana, shredded coconut, cocoa (more or less to taste), rum (again to you re taste), crushed almonds (i food process whole ones), shredded coconut, for rolling in (or cocoa)

milk, fresh chicken stock (canned broth may be substituted), white pepper, freshly chopped parsley leaves, salt, to taste (only if using fresh chicken stock ), butter, stalk celery, minced, all-purpose flour, chicken meat, cooked and ground in food processor, eggs, milk, salt, all-purpose flour or cracker meal, bread crumbs, butter, chicken stock, all-purpose flour, chopped fresh parsley leaves, white pepper and salt, salad oil or liquid shortening, for frying, mashed potatoes , for serving