29 ridiculous Recipes

cold milk, half-and-half cream, vanilla instant pudding mix or 2 (1 1/2 oz) packages vegetarian instant vanilla pudding mix, brown sugar

softened butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, chocolate chips (or chunks or candies)

sized potatoes, peeled, extra virgin olive oil, ground black pepper, seasoning salt, mrs. dash garlic and herb seasoning, grated parmesan cheese

frozen pie crusts, thawed, italian sausage, sliced or crumbled, onion, sliced, mushrooms, sliced, mozzarella cheese, shredded, parmesan cheese, shredded, pizza sauce, parmesan cheese, grated (optional)

diced onion, diced red bell pepper, olive oil, ground beef (90/10), instant potato flakes, egg, onion soup mix, sliced mushrooms, warm water, ketchup, worcestershire sauce, cornstarch

ketchup, cider vinegar, water, fresh lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, tabasco sauce, dijon mustard, molasses, dark brown sugar, chili powder, smoked paprika, minced garlic, salt and pepper, to taste, racks baby back ribs (about 2 lbs each), salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste

granny smith apples, yellow cake mix (half of it, actually), sugar, cinnamon, butter or 1/4 cup margarine

mixed vegetables, with liquid, cream of mushroom soup, cooked chicken, diced (or you may use canned chunk chicken, drained), seasoned croutons, mild cheddar cheese, shredded

vanilla-flavored soy yogurt (12oz or two 1 serving cups), frozen mixed berries

whipping cream (unwhipped), vanilla, sugar, sweetened condensed chocolate milk (use eagle brand)

own light lime vinaigrette dressing, chicken thighs (with bone and skin )

butter or oil (or mix of both), onion, very finely chopped, unbleached flour, reduced fat milk (1%), warmed in the microwave, crushed tomatoes, a generous splash of worcestershire sauce (if you re vegetarian, omit that), a handful of finely chopped fresh herbs to garnish (i use lovage, tarragon, parsley or chives, depending on what s growing in the garden)

cream cheese, sugar (approx ), milk chocolate, bittersweet chocolate, orange marmalade, vanilla extract, orange extract, crushed pecans

canadian bacon slices, swiss cheese slices, fresh whole eggs, heavy cream, salt and cayenne pepper, dried tarragon leaves crumbled, parmesan cheese grated

unsalted butter, extra virgin olive oil, celery, chopped, carrot, chopped, yellow onion, chopped, fresh garlic, beef chuck or 1/2 lb beef brisket, chopped, boneless pork shoulder, chopped, prosciutto, chopped, pancetta, chopped, tomato paste (dilited in 1/2 cup of water), tomato puree, dry red wine, meat stock, heavy cream, fresh grated locatelli cheese, salt & pepper