80 now eeewww Recipes

toast , preferably rye,but whole wheat will work (white bread is not recommended), peanut butter (creamy is preferable, but crunchy will do), thick slices of real tomato , the homegrown kind (the pink plastic rocks in grocery stores will not work, they have absolutely no flavor of their own), pepper (required), salt (optional)

dijon mustard, honey, canola oil, lemon juice, boneless skinless chicken breasts, vegetable oil, sliced mushrooms, butter, salt, pepper, paprika, bacon, cooked, shredded mexican blend cheese, chopped fresh parsley

carrots , scrub well, butter, chopped onion, coarsely sliced mushrooms, zucchini, sliced 1/2 inch, stalks celery, sliced 1/2 inch, green pepper, cut in 1/2 inch squares, smashed and minced garlic cloves, tomato (do not drain), chili powder, ground cumin, oregano, cayenne pepper, flour, cold water, shredded monterey jack cheese, salt, all-purpose flour or 3 1/2 cups whole wheat pastry flour, baking powder, chilled butter, chilled vegetable shortening, soy sauce, ice cold water, egg, mixed with, water

cavatappi pasta, dry, sharp white cheddar cheese, swiss cheese (i used grueyere), white cheese, cubed (american ), sweet onion, minced, half-and-half, evaporated milk, worcestershire sauce, dry mustard, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, unsalted butter, corn , flake crumbs

coconut milk, peach yogurt, unsweetened orange juice , with pulp, orange ice cream , scoop (or peach), peach, canned, drained, nectarine, fresh, peeled, thinly sliced, ice cubes, crushed, ice cube, crushed , lemon juice, nectarines, thick (garnish )

ground beef, onion, minced, garlic clove, minced, fresh cilantro, finely chopped, ground cumin, chili powder, turmeric, cayenne pepper, dried parsley, dried oregano, salt, ground black pepper, plain breadcrumbs, egg, milk, beef broth, water

great northern beans or 2 (15 1/2 oz) cans pork & beans, rinsed and drained, bacon , cooked limp and chopped, minced onion, sauerkraut, drained and chopped, garlic cloves, minced, tomato sauce, flavors sugar-free molasses or 2 tbsp honey tree s sugar-free honey, low-carb ketchup (heinz 1-carb), splenda brown sugar blend, bourbon whiskey, liquid smoke

all-purpose flour (can use part or all whole-wheat), baking soda, ground cinnamon, butter (now i use coconut oil) or 1 cup margarine (now i use coconut oil) or 1 cup crisco, softened (now i use coconut oil), light brown sugar , firmly packed, granulated sugar (depending on how sweet you would like them), egg, vanilla extract, ground walnuts (can grind in blender), old fashioned oats, semi-sweet chocolate chips, raisins

finding gold is really easy. i always go on saturday morning ., best spots to find gold is scraping the moss off rocks by the river or cleaning out crevasses in bedrock along the river shore. i scrap moss as it acts like the carpet in a sluice box and traps the gold that is washed down the river during the winter. i have had pans with hundreds for pieces, just amazing to see., i designed customs tools for scraping and getting the fine dust and matter off the rocks. well i am an inventor., nothing is better than sitting down against a rock at lunch time , having a great sandwich, ice cold water, the river is flowing by, the sounds of the water, birds on the wing, lizards scooting over the rocks, and there is gold in the bag., by bag i mean , i scrap the moss or clean crevasses, put the material in a special pail, place the pail under the surface and stir to get the dirt to float out., then i put this material in my pan , swish it around, work a little of the sand out and then tilt it back and let the water roll over the sand. bang! glitter all over. now most people sit there and pan out all the sand, get down to the black sand (iron), pan out the iron, and then put the gold in bottle. total waste of time., panning is strictly recreational. i have a limited time at the river and ever minute counts. i carry my 6 mil 12 x 12 inch zip lock bags. once i see there is color in the sand, it is dumped into the bag and i go get more material. this way i can collect the most material for the 5 hours i have to pan. this is a very cool way to get gold and developed by me., once i get home , i put the material onto cookie sheets and dry it in the oven. once dry and cool, i use a special magnet and remove the iron particles. once the iron is removed, i put the sand through different size brass screens to separate the larger particles so when i pan i am not trying to move large and small particles., sunday morning i sit in my recliner , a light over my shoulder and put a tbsp of material in the green pan in the pics. watching a dvd i start panning the material, suck up the gold and put in a bottle. i do this starting with the biggest particles, love seeing the biggest pieces of gold., i work all the sand i can on sunday and if i am down to really fine particles of sand, it is put in quart containers for another day. there are so many of these containers still not panned. 1 might say there is gold in the garage., if there is a river known to have been a producer of gold close to you, go out and give it a try. i have taught many kids to pan; 1 went and found a nugget as big as my nail on my finger. it was huge! rotten kid wouldn tsp give to me for teaching him. oh, its all right, i will find my own some day. what was cool was after teaching the kids they would go back and pan on their own and find gold. how cool is that, hope you enjoyed finding gold for fun. jj - thegoldminer

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

peppercorn, tomato, sliced thickly, olive oil, bread (preferably wholewheat or rye meal), peanut butter, olive oil, salt , if desired

ground chuck, chuck roast, cubed, onions, diced, green pepper, diced, green chilies, fresh jalapenos, garlic cloves, minced, water, tomato sauce, tomato paste, chili powder, bay leaves, cumin, oregano, coriander, beau monde spice, hot pepper sauce, cayenne pepper, honey, mole, beef bouillon, paprika, white pepper, salt, black pepper, cornstarch

pork tenderloin, sweet vermouth, garlic cloves, minced, sugar, low sodium soy sauce, ketchup, worcestershire sauce, red pepper flakes, rosemary

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, ground ginger, nutmeg, allspice, butter, brown sugar, honey, eggs, beaten, mashed bananas

tricolor cheese tortellini (may use plain white or green if not available), diced pepperoni (small pieces), diced sharp provolone cheese, mccormicks salad supreme dry seasoning, good seasons italian dressing or 1 (8 oz) bottle seven seas italian dressing, grated parmesan cheese

hot mashed potatoes (i used yukon potatoes), chopped celery, plus leaves, sour cream, mayonnaise, red onion, diced small, milk (for even richer flavor use whipping cream), white wine vinegar, yellow mustard , to taste, fresh curly-leaf parsley, minced (not dried ), salt , to taste, white pepper , to taste, paprika, red pepper ring, for garnish

shortening - butter can be substituted, sugar, egg, vanilla, milk, flour, baking powder, salt, chopped figs

this earthy-tasting , full-flavored pork and hominy stew originated in mexico, although it is now extremely popular in the american southwest. this stew is typically accompanied by an assortment of crunchy toppings (each in a small bowl) and warm tortillas. verde means green in spanish and green pozole, not surprisingly, is lighter and more refreshing than red pozole. green pozole is prepared with lots of cilantro, fresh jalapenos, and tomatillos. these ingredients are cooked for a very short time; the flavors are bigger, brighter, and fresher than pozole with red sauce. a slightly different set of garnishes accompanies green pozole as well: diced tomato, diced avocado, and minced jalapeno. in other words, forego the cilantro, oregano, and ancho chile puree garnishes suggested for pozole rojo., stew, bone-in pork picnic shoulder roast , (about 5 lb), salt and ground black pepper, vegetable oil, onions , chopped coarse (about 3 cups), garlic cloves , minced or pressed through a garlic press (about 5 tsp), chopped fresh oregano leaves , or 1 tsp dried mexican oregano, low-sodium chicken broth, hominy , white or yellow, drained and rinsed, verde sauce, tomatillos , husked, washed, and quartered, jalapeno chiles (medium) , stemmed, seeded, and chopped coarse, onion , chopped coarse, water, fresh cilantro leaves and stems (about 5 cups), limes , cut into quarters, head romaine lettuce , sliced crosswise into thin strips, radishes , sliced thin, onion , minced, fresh cilantro leaves , roughly chopped, fresh oregano , or dried mexican oregano, chopped, corn or flour tortillas , warmed