12 now and baked Recipes

carrots , scrub well, butter, chopped onion, coarsely sliced mushrooms, zucchini, sliced 1/2 inch, stalks celery, sliced 1/2 inch, green pepper, cut in 1/2 inch squares, smashed and minced garlic cloves, tomato (do not drain), chili powder, ground cumin, oregano, cayenne pepper, flour, cold water, shredded monterey jack cheese, salt, all-purpose flour or 3 1/2 cups whole wheat pastry flour, baking powder, chilled butter, chilled vegetable shortening, soy sauce, ice cold water, egg, mixed with, water

unsalted butter, softened, powdered sugar, beaten eggs, vanilla extract, rice flour , plus, rice flour, potato starch, arrowroot, tapioca starch, cornstarch, baking powder, salt, xanthan gum

all-purpose flour (can use part or all whole-wheat), baking soda, ground cinnamon, butter (now i use coconut oil) or 1 cup margarine (now i use coconut oil) or 1 cup crisco, softened (now i use coconut oil), light brown sugar , firmly packed, granulated sugar (depending on how sweet you would like them), egg, vanilla extract, ground walnuts (can grind in blender), old fashioned oats, semi-sweet chocolate chips, raisins

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

cupcakes, coconut flour, natural, unsweetened cocoa powder, salt, baking soda, eggs, egg whites, melt organic buttery spread, melted over low heat, low fat buttermilk, erythritol , such as now foods, vanilla stevia extract, drops red gel food coloring, reduced-fat cream cheese, room temperature, melt organic buttery spread, erythritol, powdered, drops vanilla stevia , or to taste

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, ground ginger, nutmeg, allspice, butter, brown sugar, honey, eggs, beaten, mashed bananas

shortening - butter can be substituted, sugar, egg, vanilla, milk, flour, baking powder, salt, chopped figs

crescent roll dough (they make it without the triangle shaped cuts in it now, so if you can find it, use it. if not, the ), part-skim ricotta cheese, light cream cheese, chopped fresh rosemary, honey, sliced canned mango (in light syrup), grapes (halved ), chopped dates, canned mandrin orange section (in light syrup, any fruit of your liking will do fine. you could even use nuts too if you want, i wo), honey, white wine, lemon juice, splenda granular (or sugar ), light syrup , from canned fruit

unbleached all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, sugar, salt, active dry yeast, milk, water, margarine or 1/4 cup butter, peanut oil

rules, do not use any metal utensils ., use a glass bowl and wooden spoon., do not refrigerate until after the 10th day ., active dry yeast, warm water (110o f/45o cup), all-purpose flour, divided, white sugar, divided, warm milk (110of/45oc), divided, day 1, in a small bowl, dissolve yeast in water. let stand 10 minutes. 2 quart container (glass), combine 1 cup flour and 1 cup sugar. mix thoroughly or flour will lump when milk is added. slowly stir in 1 cup milk and dissolved yeast mixture. cover loosely and let stand at room temperature until bubbly., day 2 to 4, stir starter with a wooden spoon., day 5, stir in 1 cup flour , 1 cup sugar and 1 cup milk., day 6 to 9, stir only ., day 10, stir in 1 cup flour , 1 cup sugar and 1 cup milk. remove 1 or 2 cups to make your first bread, give three cups to friends along with the recipe. store the remaining starter in a container in the refrigerator and begin the 10 day process over again. you can also freeze this starter in 1 cup measures for later use. frozen starter will take at least 3 hours at room temperature to thaw before using., now your ready to bake your bread, place the 1 or 2 cups of batter you removed to make your bread in a mixing bowl. add the following and mix well, oil, salt, all-purpose flour, eggs, baking soda, sugar, milk, baking powder, instant vanilla pudding powder, vanilla, cinnamon, nuts, raisins or 1/2 cup chocolate chips, chopped up marashino cherries etc, pour mixture into 2 greased and sugared loaf pans. bake at 325of for 1 hour or until knife inserted comes clean. cool for at least 10 minutes and remove from pans.