43 months Recipes

venom of a toad that has been under a cold rock for 1 month, smoked beaver entrails, european swamp snake, eye of a green lizard mashed, tongue of a great dane diced, tongue of poisonous adder diced , salted, venom from a legless lizard, wings of a great horned owl defeathered, blue dragon scale grated, teeth of a gray wolf ground to powder, mummified flesh (125 years or older), shark stomach, liver, gull, yew tree bark grated, nose of a turk fried, finger of a baby born to a prostitute in a ditch, tiger intestines chilled

there was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. as she was getting her things in serving, she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. she told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. the woman also requested to be buried with her favourite bible., everything was in serving and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her., more thing , she said excitedly. what s that came the pastor s reply. this is very important, the woman continued.. i want to be buried with a fork in my right hand. the pastor stood looking at the woman, not knowing quite what to say.. that surprises you, doesn tsp it the woman asked. well, to be honest, i m puzzled by the request, said the pastor., woman explained. in all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners, i always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, keep your fork. it was my favorite part because i knew that something better was coming..like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. something wonderful, and with substance! so, i just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and i want them to wonder what s with the fork then i want you to tell them: keep your fork..the best is yet to come, eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the woman good-bye. he knew this would be 1 of the last times he would see her before her death. but he also knew that the woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. she knew that something better was coming. at the funeral people were walking by the woman s casket and they saw the pretty dress she was wearing and her favorite bible and the fork placed in her right hand. over and over the pastor heard the question what s with the fork and over and over he smiled., during his message , the pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the woman shortly before she died. he also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her. the pastor told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either., he was right ., next time you reach down for your fork, let it remind you oh so gently, that the best is yet to come..

this recipe is easy and can be adjusted accordingly - today i used half italian bread crumbs from progresso and half of my bread crumbs i made from my sun-dried tomato bread i had made earlier this month. this is a nice spicy and chunky styled crab cake - so enjoy! you can also make small balls of them and deep fry - but i do fine with sauteeing them in the skillet to make it less fattening., ok here we go ..., onion chopped fine, green pepper chopped fine, red pepper chopped fine, more of lump crab meat (ok to use more affordable imitation crab meat- sssh i won tsp tell a soul if you don t, i promise!), olive oil, pepper, old bay seasoning, herbs de province, worcestershire sauce, zest and juice of 1 lemon, bread crumbs, eggs, mayonnaise, dijon mustard, dry mustard, butter, white wine (optional - but it did add that extra something, equipment needed, skillet , bowl

cream cheese (or eyeball an 8 oz. block the best you can to make 3 oz.), room temperature, grated sharp cheddar cheese, grated monterey jack cheese, mayonnaise, house seasoning, pimentos smashed, grated onion, cracked black pepper - to taste, house seasoning, salt (the batch i tasted was made with sea ), black pepper, garlic powder, mix ingredients together .........., store and use in other recipes!! it can be stored in an airtight container for up to 6 months

fourteen in 1 cookies, fourteen in 1 cookies (master recipe), makes: about 7 dozen 2 1/2-inch cookies, simplicity itself. we love this recipe , especially at holiday time, because from just 1 easy cookie dough, you can make fourteen kinds of cookies. putting the sugar through a food processor gives these cookies a wonderful lightness and fineness of texture. have all ingredients at room temperature, 68 to 70of., in a large bowl, beat on medium speed until very fluffy and well blended, unsalted butter, at room temperature, sugar , processed in a food processor for 30 seconds, or superfine, salt, add and beat until well combined, egg, vanilla extract, reduce the speed to low and beat in just until combined: 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour, divide the dough in half and wrap in plastic. refrigerate until firm, at least 1 hour., dough can be refrigerated for up to 2 days or it can be double-wrapped and frozen for up to 1 month.), bake , position a rack in the upper third and another in the lower third of the oven. preheat the oven to 375of. remove 1 disk of dough from the refrigerator and cut in half. return the unused portion to the refrigerator. either: scoop the cookie dough into 1-tbsp balls with a small ice cream scoop and roll each ball between your palms until smooth. place the dough balls on parchment-lined cookie sheets, spacing about 2 inches apart. using the bottom of a smooth, flour-coated glass, flatten each dough ball to about 1/8 inch thick. or: lightly flour the work surface. roll the dough to 1/8 inch thick, using an offset spatula to loosen the dough. sprinkle the surface lightly with flours as needed to keep the dough from sticking. cut the dough into desired shapes. place the dough shapes on parchment-lined cookie sheets, spacing about 1/2 inch apart. get as many dough shapes as you can out of each sheet, because the dough should be rolled only 2 times. discard any leftover dough after the second rolling, or form the leftover dough into balls and flatten them to about 1/8 inch thick., bake , 2 sheets at a time, until the cookies are evenly golden brown, 6 to 8 minutes, rotate the sheets halfway through baking for even browning. using a thin-bladed spatula, immediatel transfer the cookies to racks to cool to room temperature. decorate the cooled cookies, if desired, and transfer to an airtight container.

all-bran cereal , 7-8 oz, flour, whole wheat flour, baking soda, sugar, buttermilk, eggs, molasses, vanilla, butter, melted

pastry shells, phyllo dough, puff-pastry dough, tortillas, wonton skins, breadcrumbs-homemade, grated parmigiano-reggiano, frozen vegetables, flavored butters, nuts and berries, poultry , uncooked--9 months, poultry cooked --4 to 6 months, steaks --6 to 12 months, chops--4 to 6 months, hamburger --3 to 4 months, ham, cooked --1 to 2 months, bacon --1 to 2 months, meat casseroles , cooked--3 months, lean fish--6 months, fatty fish --2 to 3 months, shellfish --3 to 6 months, vegetables --8 to 10 months, fruit pies , unbaked--8 months, fruit--6 months, butter --6 to 9 months, bread , cake and cookies--3 months, soups and stews--2 to 3 months, ice cream and sorbet--2 months

tuna , in oil or water, anchovies, beans-pinto, white, and black, chicken broth, tomatoes, artichoke hearts, peanut butter, roasted pimentos, olives, capers, dijon mustard, soy sauce, various pastas, couscous, cornmeal, rice-brown , arborio, basmati, long-grain, lentils, vegetable, extra-virgin olive, white or red wine, cider, balsamic, sherry wine, sun-dried tomatoes, dry mushrooms, onions , shallots and garlic, potatoes, various spices, tuna (in oil or water)--2 to 5 years, beans --2 to 5 years, broths --2 to 5 years, tomatoes --12 to 18 months, peanut butter --6 to 9 months, roasted red peppers, olives --12 to 18 months, capers --12 to 18 months, dijon mustard--12 months, dried pastas--2 years, rice--2 years, cornmeal (degerminated)--6 to 12 months, stone-ground cornmeal--1 month, couscous--2 years, beans (navy, black, pinto)--12 months, legumes (lentils, split peas)--12 months, vegetable--2 years, extra virgin olive--2 years, flavored/nut--2 years, white or red wine--2 years, cider--2 years, balsamic--2 years, sherry wine--2 years

onion, carrots (finely grated ), light olive oil, granny smith apple, peeled and grated, chicken breasts, cut into chunks, thyme (dried or fresh ) (optional), fresh parsley, chopped, breadcrumbs (fresh, white ), chicken stock cube, crumbled (for babies over 12 months), salt (to season , for babies over 12 months), pepper (to season , for babies over 12 months), flour, for coating, vegetable oil (for frying )

a roughly 2 lb piece of beef like inside round. you want it to be fairly lean and with the grain of the meat running along the axis of the meat; you could use something like tenderloin if you want to shell out the money, but you don tsp want something thin like brisket. see note 1., salt for curing, you re looking for about a ten to 1 mix of kosher to pink * (see note 2), red pepper powder (a mix of paprika and cayenne to taste), salt, black pepper, ground, cumin, methi (fenugreek) seeds, ground, allspice, ground, garlic, crushed, note 1: this is a piece of meat that s going to hang at close to room temperature for a month, and likely won tsp be cooked, so get the good stuff. don tsp just get stuff from the supermarket, but find yourself a good butcher and get to know them so you know you re getting quality meat., note two : you ll occasionally hear stuff about how nitrites aren tsp safe (and pink salt is 6.25% sodium nitrite), but in small quantities it s just fine and occurs naturally in food we eat. more importantly, it inhibits the growth of botulism. i don tsp do any curing outside of short cures in the fridge without nitrite, and i wouldn tsp do any multi-month cures without nitrate.

self-rising flour, cornmeal, salt, black pepper, uncooked shrimp, peeled (tails left on), deveined and butterflied, salt and freshly ground black pepper, eggs, water, louisiana hot sauce (recommended : texas pete), uncle bubba s fry mix , recipe follows, peanut oil , for deep frying, tartar sauce , for dressing, lettuce and tomato slices, for topping, mix ingredients together and store in an airtight container for up to 4 months.

cake flour, granulated sugar, salt, unsalted butter, eggs, room temperature, granulated sugar, vanilla, water, granulated sugar, fresh lemon juice, strained, pour the water into a 1 1/2 quart saucepan. add the sugar ; stir to blend; then bring to a boil over medium heat. remove from heat and cool. pour into a container with a lid and refrigerate up to 6 months., combine the soaking syrup and lemon juice in a liquid cup measure. set aside., cream cheese, room temperature, unsalted butter, room temperature, sour cream, lemon zest, egg yolks, water, granulated sugar, heavy cream

whole wheat flour, sugar substitute, baking powder, salt, butter, softened, butter

caramel ice cream topping, blanched slivered almonds, toasted slightly, flan, eggs, sweetened condensed milk-i used dolce con leche brand, evaporated milk, mexican vanilla extract , if you can find it otherwise i used homemade version of 10 split vanilla beans steeped in brandy in a dark cabinet for months, cake, yellow cake mix, water, canola oil, eggs

peeled thin sliced kiwi, refrigerated jellied cran-berry ( no whole berries), carton vanilla ice cream

whole milk, half-and-half, banana, soft fruit (apricots, peaches, pears, etc.), safflower oil, honey ((for babies over 12 months), tofu (for protein, you can leave this out if you want), whole milk vanilla yogurt (or his favorite fruit flavor), pudding , vanilla flavor, made with whole milk (i use homemade that i make with half and half and alot of sugar, for extra calories), pureed carrots (this adds good vitamins) or 1/4 cup squash (this adds good vitamins), vanilla, cinnamon