481 mignon louise Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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crab stuffing, olive oil, minced onion, minced green onion and22 Morecrab stuffing, olive oil, minced onion, minced green onion, minced garlic, minced celery, minced green bell pepper, shrimp stock or water, crab meat, drained, bread crumbs, peppercorn sauce, beef broth, cracked black pepper, whiskey, heavy cream, steaks, filet mignon steaks, bacon, cooked lightly, salt and cracked black pepper to taste, olive oil, garlic, minced, minced shallot, crimini mushrooms, sliced, whiskey, dijon mustard1 hour 30 min, 26 ingredients
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filet mignon steaks, cooked per recipe, net from 16 oz fr... and8 Morefilet mignon steaks, cooked per recipe, net from 16 oz fresh, salt, divided, freshly ground black pepper, divided, minced shallots, red wine vinegar, low-sodium) soy sauce, cabernet sauvignon ) wine, fat-free, less-sodium ) beef broth, butter10 ingredients
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dried egg noodles, onion , halved lengthwise and10 Moredried egg noodles, onion , halved lengthwise, vegetable oil, thick) beef tenderloin steaks (filets mignons), salt, black pepper, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, sliced white mushrooms, brandy, reduced-sodium beef broth, worcestershire sauce, sour cream30 min, 12 ingredients
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apple cider vinegar, country-style dijon mustard and8 Moreapple cider vinegar, country-style dijon mustard, extra-virgin olive oil, fresh fava beans (from about 2 lb fresh pods) or frozen double-peeled, thawed, radishes, very thinly sliced, chopped fresh herbs , such as tarragon, basil, thyme, and parsley, butter, canola oil, filet mignon steaks, crumbled goat s milk feta cheese10 ingredients
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olive oil, tomatoes , halved lengthwise and9 Moreolive oil, tomatoes , halved lengthwise, red bell peppers , halved lengthwise, seeded, butter, shallots, minced, low-salt chicken broth, dry white wine, chopped fresh basil, dried crushed red pepper, filet mignon steaks (each about 1 inch thick ), water11 ingredients
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Filet Mignon a la Marie-Louisefilet mignon , about, green beans, asparagus, drained and10 Morefilet mignon , about, green beans, asparagus, drained, butter, salt & pepper, red pepper, sliced thinly, garlic, minced, parsley, chopped, white wine, dry, beef stock or 6 oz consomme, cornstarch, water, mushroom1 hour 15 min, 13 ingredients
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Pan-Seared Filet Mignon with Cabernet Saucechilled butter, filet mignon steaks (each about 4 oz) and5 Morechilled butter, filet mignon steaks (each about 4 oz), chopped shallots, cabernet sauvignon, generous tbsp drained capers, dijon mustard, chopped fresh parsley7 ingredients
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Filet Mignon with Green Peppercorn Cream Saucebeef stock or canned beef broth, butter and5 Morebeef stock or canned beef broth, butter, filet mignon steaks (each about 1 inch thick ), chopped shallots, whipping cream, cognac or brandy, drained green peppercorns in brine7 ingredients
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