33273 holiday italian crescent christmas Recipes

refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, grated parmesan cheese, prepared sour cream and chive dip (i use recipe 101256), tomatoes, sliced into 30 slices, yellow bell pepper, chopped fresh parsley

pillsbury refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, grated parmesan cheese, chives , and onion potato topper, tomatoes (8-10 medium), yellow pepper, fresh parsley, chopped

crescent rolls, cream cheese, softened, sour cream, dill weed, garlic, minced, broccoli (1 small crown chopped into small florets), stalks celery (chopped ), sweet red pepper (cut into various shapes)

crescent rolls, melted butter, sugar, grated orange rind, toasted coconut, sugar, orange juice, butter, sugar, hot orange juice, melted butter

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

italian sausage, links, brown sugar, salt, white vinegar, cornstarch, pineapple chunks, drained (reserve juice for later), pineapple juice (reserved from canned pineapple chunks), water, green pepper, cut into 3/4-inch squares, maraschino cherry, drained

italian-blend salad greens, spring mix salad greens, mandarin oranges, drained, dried cranberries, red apple, chopped, chopped walnuts, shredded cheddar cheese, raspberry vinaigrette

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

lean ground beef, chopped onion, chopped fresh garlic, grated parmesan cheese (optional), seasoning salt and black pepper, tomato sauce (can use two if desired), spaghetti sauce mix, sour cream, grated mozzarella cheese, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls (8 pieces), melted butter, grated parmesan cheese, cooked pasta (penne or rigatoni pasta is good, make certain not to overcook the pasta)

refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, red raspberry preserves, chopped pecans or 3/4 cup walnuts, raisins, egg, beaten, powdered sugar

holiday dry rub, salt, chili powder, sugar, ground cinnamon

crescent rolls, melted butter, sugar, grated orange rind, toasted coconut, orange glaze, sugar, orange juice, butter, sugar frosting, sugar, hot orange juice, melted butter

ground beef, chopped onion, spaghetti sauce, shredded mozarella cheese, sour cream, crescent rolls, parmesan cheese, butter melted

crescent rolls, eggs, grated parmesan cheese or 1/4 cup romano cheese, provolone cheese, pepperoni, salami, capicola, mortadella, prosciutto

crescent rolls, dijon mustard, butter, sliced yellow squash, sliced cremini mushroom, onion, chopped fine, garlic cloves, minced, fresh parsley, chopped, basil, chopped fine, oregano, chopped fine, thyme, chopped fine, salt, pepper, eggs, milk, mozzarella cheese, shredded, aged provolone cheese, shredded

crescent rolls, ham, very thinly sliced , any kind you want, salami, very thinly sliced, provolone cheese, very thinly sliced , sharp if you can find it, eggs, divided, parmesan cheese, roasted red peppers, drained , you may only need 1 jar

crescent rolls, roasted red peppers, sliced ham, sliced salami, sliced provolone cheese, grated parmesan cheese, eggs

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy