5748 grandma christmas toffee Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheesecake with English Toffee Filling
    graham cracker crumbs (from about 5 oz graham crackers) and
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    graham cracker crumbs (from about 5 oz graham crackers), toasted almonds, finely chopped, english toffee bits (such as skor), dark brown sugar, salt, unsalted butter, melted, cream cheese, room temperature, dark brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, almond extract, chocolate-covered english toffee (such as skor or heath bars), cut into 1/2-inch pieces, sour cream, sugar, vanilla extract, assorted candies (such as gumdrops and holiday m&m s)
    16 ingredients
  • Christmas Toffee
    butter, sugar, water, white karo, chopped pecans and
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    butter, sugar, water, white karo, chopped pecans, hershey bars
    2 hour , 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Toffee
    light corn syrup, salted butter, sugar and
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    light corn syrup, salted butter, sugar, orange-flavored liqueur, chocolate chips, almonds, crushed
    40 min, 6 ingredients
  • Grandma Smiddys Cookies
    butter, softened, granulated sugar, brown sugar , packed and
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    butter, softened, granulated sugar, brown sugar , packed, vanilla extract, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, salt, milk chocolate chips, white chocolate chips, toffee bits
    10 min, 11 ingredients
  • Toffee-tiramisu Layer Cake
    wax paper -- to line 2 8 pans and
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    wax paper -- to line 2 8 pans, french vanilla cake mix -- 18.25 oz, swiss mocha cappuccino mix -- 1.16 oz, vegetable oil, eggs, cinnamon - espresso syrup -- see below, mascarpone frosting -- see below, chocolate-covered toffee candy bars, chopped -- such as skor or heath bars, garnish: additional chopped chocolate-covered toffee candy bars, semisweet chocolate and white chocolate shavings -- optional ..., sugar, cinnamon stick -- broken in half, instant espresso powder -- or 2 tbsp regular instant coffee, coffee liqueur -- such as kahlua ..., mascarpone cheese -- 8 oz each, powdered sugar, vanilla extract, cinnamon-espresso syrup -- from above, whipping cream
    45 min, 20 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Toffee Chip Fudge
    butter, divided, sugar, evaporated milk, salt and
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    butter, divided, sugar, evaporated milk, salt, semisweet chocolate chips, marshmallows, milk chocolate english toffee bits plus 2 tbsp bits, divided, vanilla extract
    15 min, 8 ingredients
  • Toffee Chunk Cheesecake
    vanilla wafer crumbs, butter, melted and
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    vanilla wafer crumbs, butter, melted, individually wrapped caramels , unwrapped, semisweet chocolate chips, evaporated milk, chocolate covered english toffee, cream cheese, white sugar, eggs, egg yolks, all-purpose flour, heavy whipping cream, vanilla extract, chocolate covered toffee, chopped
    14 ingredients
  • Toffee Chiffon Pie
    unflavored gelatin, water, whole milk, salt, white sugar and
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    unflavored gelatin, water, whole milk, salt, white sugar, egg yolks, lightly beaten, egg whites, vanilla extract, toffee baking bits, prepared graham cracker crust, crushed toffee candy
    11 ingredients
  • Toffee Blondies
    flour, baking powder, salt, butter, softened and
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    flour, baking powder, salt, butter, softened, light brown sugar, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, toffee pieces, plus, toffee pieces
    25 min, 10 ingredients
  • Toffee Sandwiches
    butter, softened and
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    butter, softened, light brown sugar or 1 cup dark brown sugar, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, flour, baking soda, salt, toffee pieces, butter, softened, powdered sugar , sifted, vanilla extract, half-and-half, toffee pieces, to taste
    40 min, 14 ingredients
  • Toffee Turtle Trifle
    angel food cake mix, chocolate syrup, caramel syrup and
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    angel food cake mix, chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix, fat-free cool whip, chopped pecans, toffee pieces, toffee pieces
    20 min, 8 ingredients
  • Grandma's Famous Christmas Almond Butter Toffee Grandma's Famous Christmas Almond Butter Toffee
    real butter, light corn syrup, sugar, water and
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    real butter, light corn syrup, sugar, water, milk chocolate candy bars, melted (like hershey bars), sliced almonds, toasted, toasted almond, finely chopped
    1 hour , 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Toffee Crisps Toffee Crisps
    butter or margarine, granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs and
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    butter or margarine, granulated sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, almond brickle or toffee bits or about 1 cup (6 oz.) chopped chocolate-covered toffee candy bars
    10 ingredients




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