20 five food Recipes

oil (i use much less), cumin seed, fenugreek seeds, mustard seeds, anise seed, nigella seeds, cauliflower, washed and cut into florets, salt, red chili powder (i use 1 tsp of chilli but we like spicy food), turmeric, garlic, pounded roughly, ground ginger or 1 tsp sliced ginger, yoghurt, fresh cilantro leaves, finely chopped

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

olive oil, chopped yellow onion, garlic, peeled and minced, jalapeno pepper, stemmed,seeded and minced, cooked black beans, cooked spinach, five-spice powder (available in asian or other specialty food stores), salt, fresh ground black pepper, whole wheat flour tortillas, egg, well beaten

cake flour, chinese five spice powder (chinese five-spice powder or find at grocery store), kosher salt, egg whites, at room temperature (save yolks for creme anglaise), cream of tartar, almond extract, sugar, half-and-half, sugar, orange , rind of, grated, egg yolks, grand marnier (or other orange-flavor liqueur) or 1 tbsp cointreau liqueur (or other orange-flavor liqueur)

apple juice, orange juice, low-fat milk, banana, carrot, fresh spinach, almonds, oatmeal

tri-color pasta, creamy salad dressing, ranch dressing mix, tuna, drained and flaked, shredded cheddar cheese, apple - peeled, cored, and chopped, carrot, peeled and chopped, raisins

vegetable oil, elbow macaroni, butter, shredded muenster cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, shredded monterey jack cheese, half-and-half, cubed processed cheese food, eggs, beaten, salt, ground black pepper

five-spice powder, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, granulated garlic, onion powder, turkey drumsticks, without thighs (about 4 lb), wood chips, soaked, garlic, chopped (about 2 tbsp), fresh ginger, peeled and finely chopped, rice vinegar, soy sauce, dark sesame oil, hoisin sauce, asian chili sauce , such as sriracha, scallions (white and green parts), thinly sliced

frozen french fries, chinese five-spice powder, kosher salt, ketchup, sweet pickle relish, sriracha (asian chile sauce), flank steak, vegetable oil, plus more for brushing, english cucumber, peeled and cut into 3/4-inch pieces, rice vinegar (not seasoned ), freshly ground pepper, scallions, thinly sliced

szechuan peppercorns, five-spice powder, kosher salt, boneless skinless chicken thighs, white rice, chinese black tea, brown sugar, shao-sing wine or medium-dry sherry, soy sauce, preferably dark (see cook s note), peeled and minced fresh ginger, toasted sesame oil, scallions (white and green), thinly sliced, chopped peanuts, head iceberg lettuce, sriracha sauce or other asian chili sauce, to taste, juice of 1/2 lime

frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed, tomato paste, hot mustard, hot asian chili sauce (such as sriracha), dark brown sugar, ginger, peeled and roughly chopped, garlic, five-spice powder, beef brisket, lightly trimmed, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, vegetable oil, onion, roughly chopped, leeks, white parts only , cut into pieces, carrots , cut into pieces, parsnips, peeled and cut into pieces, low-sodium chicken broth, chopped scallions, for garnish

vegetable oil, plus more for brushing, light brown sugar, five-spice powder, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, chicken halves (3 1/2 to 4 lb total ), grated ginger, grated garlic, hoisin sauce, rice vinegar (not seasoned ), honey, sesame oil, cucumbers, cut into 2-inch spears

vegetable oil, jalapeno, minced (with some seeds), red onion, finely diced, red wine vinegar, garlic, minced, low-sodium vegetable or chicken broth, canned crushed roasted tomatoes, chili powder, chinese five-spice powder or ground cinnamon, optional, two 15-oz cans beans (such as kidney and black), rinsed and drained, chopped fresh cilantro, cooked brown rice, shredded extra-sharp cheddar (2 oz)

vegetable oil, frozen chopped carrots, thawed, onion, roughly chopped, ginger, peeled and grated, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, star anise pod or 1/2 tsp five-spice powder, carrot juice, extra-firm tofu, cornstarch, curry powder, torn fresh cilantro, for garnish (optional)

trimmed pork shoulder, chinese five-spice powder, kosher salt, chicken broth, dark soy sauce, dark brown sugar, toasted sesame oil, crushed red pepper, scallions , cut into 2-inch pieces, garlic head, halved, knob unpeeled fresh ginger, thinly sliced, dried shiitake mushrooms , optional, hot cooked chinese egg noodles , for serving

thick-cut bacon, chinese five-spice powder, tomatoes, sliced 1/2 inch thick, hoisin sauce, mayonnaise, sriracha (asian chile sauce), watercress sprigs, chopped fresh cilantro, splash of rice wine vinegar, toasted sesame oil, kosher salt, chinese steamed buns or hamburger buns, persian cucumber, thinly sliced

pork tenderloins, each about 12 oz, silver skin removed, peanut oil, chinese five-spice powder, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, rice vinegar, soy sauce, mirin, lime, juiced, grated peeled fresh ginger, peanut oil, toasted sesame oil, head napa cabbage, (about 1/2 lb,) thinly sliced crosswise, head radicchio, thinly sliced , (about 2 cups), scallions (white and green parts), thinly sliced, orange or yellow bell pepper, stemmed, seeded, and thinly sliced, red apple , such as macoun, cortland, or pink lady, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

pork tenderloins, each about 12 oz, silver skin removed, peanut oil, chinese five spice, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, rice vinegar, soy sauce, mirin, juice 1 lime, grated peeled fresh ginger, peanut oil, toasted sesame oil, head napa cabbage, (about 1/2 lb,) thinly sliced crosswise, head radicchio, thinly sliced , (about 2 cups), scallions (white and green parts), thinly sliced, orange or yellow bell pepper, stemmed, seeded, and thinly sliced, red apple , such as macoun, cortland, or pink lady