99 done spetses Recipes

cod or 2 lbs halibut or 2 lbs red snapper fillets, lemon , juice of, ripe tomatoes (or a 1 lb tin crushed), tomato paste, garlic, minced, fresh parsley, minced, breadcrumbs, olive oil

my basic broth recipe, carcass of a chicken , and partly from a bunch of turkey necks . i make broth in a large pasta pot, with a drainer insert. then, when i am done, i can pull out and strain any bones, and the depleted soup veg in 1 easy shot, leaving the clear stock behind. this 1 included leek greens. carrots , celery, a parsnip, and bay, thyme and celery leaves in a little bundle. it turned out to be pretty concentrated, with a high bones to water ratio- after 4 hours burbling away on a tiny flame. ater making my noodle soup, i still have half of the broth left in the freezer.i like to make broth a day ahead, refrigerate and skim fat., ingredients for chicken soup, rich poultry broth 1 quart, sugar snap peas, cut in half 1 cup, sliced leftover roast lemon chicken meat 1 breast, fat type noodles 6 oz. dry, salt and freshly ground black pepper, fresh basil 1/4 cup , in thin strips a/k/a chiffonade, fresh tarragon 2 tbsps minced, fresh oregano or marjoram 2 tbsps chopped, fresh chives 1/4 cup, snipped up with scissors

egg white (or you can use whole eggs if you wish), all-purpose flour (i have also done this with whole wheat flour for a healthier dish), granulated sugar (i have also used splenda instead of sugar), pineapple in juice, crushed, bread, cubed (i have also used a light bread to save on the calories), butter, melted (i have also used light butter)

fresh uncooked broccoli, chopped into 1 inch pieces (equivalent of 1 bunch), bacon , well done & crumbled (easy cook works just fine), purple onion, diced, grated cheddar cheese, red wine vinegar, sugar, mayonnaise

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

eggs, mayonnaise or salad dressing, water (optional), margarine or butter, salt and pepper to taste (optional)

olive oil, ground beef chuck, onions, chopped, garlic, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, carrots, chopped, ground cinnamon, dried basil, dried oregano, salt and ground black pepper to taste, frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained, italian-style diced tomatoes, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, elbow macaroni, spaghetti

canned chicken, tomato sauce (crushed ), red hot sauce, salad dressing , kraft light done right! ranch dressing, sour cream

shortcake, almond meal, cornmeal, baking powder, baking soda, salt, lowfat plain yogurt, egg, oil, tomatoes, seeded and chopped, chopped green onions, sliced basil leaves, kraft done just right! italian dressing, salt and pepper, lowfat plain yogurt

tortilla , flour, turkey breast, mozzarella cheese, leaf romaine lettuce, salad dressing , kraft light done right! ranch dressing

tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, bell peppers, salad dressing , kraft light done right!,italian dressing

cake flour , not self-rising (sift before measuring), unsweetened natural cocoa (such as hershey s; not dutch process or extra-dark cocoa), baking soda, salt, unsalted butter, softened, granulated sugar, vegetable oil, eggs, white or cider vinegar, vanilla extract, sour cream mixed with 1/4 cup water, cake flour , not self-rising (sift before measuring), baking soda, salt, egg whites, sour cream mixed with 2 tbsp water, unsalted butter, softened, granulated sugar, vegetable oil, grated lemon zest (best done with microplane zester or grater), vanilla extract, cream cheese (20 oz total), softened, unsalted butter, softened, fresh lemon juice, vanilla extract, salt, sugar, strawberries, preferably small; halve or quarter if large, blueberries, blackberries

eggs, milk, butter, melted, cheddar cheese, grated, onion, chopped, self-rising flour, salt & pepper, asparagus, canned drained (optional), salmon, canned (optional), bacon, chopped and pre-cooked to half done (optional)

center-cut pork chops (bone-in ), vegetable oil (canola), self-rising flour, salt, black pepper, paprika

bacon, red onion, finely diced, celery, finely diced, green onion, finely diced, grated carrots, garlic cloves, finely chopped, mushroom, chopped, soy sauce, fish sauce, catsup, brown sugar, crushed coriander seeds, white pepper, curry powder, sambal oelek, basmati rice (can be done a day ahead) or 1 cup jasmine rice, cooked and cooled (can be done a day ahead), eggs, beaten, green onions, chopped, cilantro, chopped, shrimp, peeled and deveined or 1 lb boneless skinless chicken breast, cut into bite-size pieces

quick oats (not instant ), butter (don tsp use shortening) or 3/4 cup margarine (don tsp use shortening), sugar, vanilla

onion, chopped fine, butter, bacon, cooked to the just crisp stage and crumbled(in m icrowave on paper towels for 3 to 4 minutes), fresh cooked pumpkin (this can be done in the microwave!see directions below) or canned pumpkin puree(not pumpkin pie mix kind)., minced garlic, fresh carrots (chopped ), chicken broth or stock, chopped celery, half-and-half, thyme, chopped parsley, onion salt, cumin, cracked black pepper, cinnamon (optional), salt to taste, sliced green onions, heavy cream, sour cream and roasted pumpkin seeds as a garnish

spinach, grilled chicken, black olive, onion, chickpeas, kraft light done right! ranch dressing