438083 christmas eve baccala salt tomatoes Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

beef stew meat, diced into 1 inch pieces, stewed tomatoes , with juice, chopped celery, carrots, sliced, potatoes, cubed, onions, chopped, tapioca, cubes beef bouillon, dried thyme, dried rosemary, dried marjoram, red wine, frozen green peas, thawed

crepes, eggs, salt, all-purpose flour, milk, melted butter, vegetable oil , or more as needed, frozen chopped spinach - thawed, drained, and squeezed dry, ricotta cheese, cream cheese, softened, grated parmesan cheese, chopped fresh parsley, chopped green onion, onion powder, dried oregano, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, prepared marinara sauce , or as needed, shredded mozzarella cheese , or to taste

linguine, chopped sweet red pepper, chopped green pepper, chopped onion, garlic cloves, peeled and thinly sliced, salt, dried oregano, crushed red pepper flakes, pepper, olive oil, cooked small shrimp, peeled and deveined, shredded parmesan cheese

extra virgin olive oil, onion, finely diced, garlic cloves, minced, dried oregano, hot pepper flakes, salt, tomato paste, diced tomatoes, undrained (796 ml), chickpeas, drained and rinsed (540 ml), paprika, spinach , i don tsp use it (optional)

tomato, cored and chopped, garlic clove, chopped, dijon-style mustard, fresh lime juice, ground cumin, chili powder, cayenne pepper, salt, tomato juice (or picante )

dried cod , prepared as follows in directions (baccala), olive oil, potatoes, peeled and diced small, onions, peeled and diced, italian peeled plum tomatoes, coarsely chopped (with the juices), chopped flat-leaf italian parsley, seedless raisin , plumped in warm water and drained, pine nuts , lightly toasted in a dry skillet on the stove (pignoli), capers, rinsed and drained, green olives in brine, pitted and sliced, salt, fresh ground black pepper

dried salt cod, cut into 3-inch pieces, soaked, all-purpose potatoes, peeled and quartered, fine quality olive oil, celery, trimmed, well washed , and cut into 3-inch pieces, onion, chopped, gaeta olives, pitted, hand crushed san marzano plum tomatoes , with juice, chicken broth, salt , to taste

tomatoes , quartered lengthwise, seeds and membranes removed, fresh thyme sprigs, garlic cloves, unpeeled, olive oil, coarse sea salt, tomatoes, fresh thyme sprigs, garlic cloves, unpeeled, coarse sea salt, more) olive oil, all purpose flour, fine sea salt, chilled unsalted butter (preferably european style), cut into 1/2-inch cubes, egg yolks, water, room temperature, egg yolk, beaten with 1 tsp water to blend (for glaze), loosely packed assorted mixed greens, including arugula and frisee, extra-virgin olive oil, fine sea salt, parmesan cheese, shaved with vegetable peeler (about 1/2 cup), fresh basil leaves

uncooked spaghetti, sliced pepperoni, ground beef, browned, onion, chopped, butter, melted and divided, green pepper, chopped, tomato sauce, divided, grated swiss cheese, divided, sliced mozzarella cheese, divided, canned chopped mushrooms, drained, oregano, basil

low-fat milk, butter, oysters , with their juice, celery salt, salt and pepper, oyster crackers

phyllo dough, frozen spinach, cottage cheese, salt, dill, minced garlic, cream cheese, softened, feta cheese, crumbled, onion, chopped, pepper, eggs, butter, melted

white button mushrooms, sliced, butter, salt and pepper, sauerkraut, drained and rinsed, oil, chopped onion, flour, white vinegar (or more ), cooked rice

handful dried mushrooms (porcini,shitake,etc.-whatever you like and can find) soaked in enough water to cover until soft, fresh button mushrooms,thinly sliced, garlic,finely chopped, butter, flour, milk, sour cream, white vinegar, sugar, water, salt, fresh ground pepper

potatoes, peeled and diced, carrot, peeled and diced, celery, chopped, onion, chopped, water, salt, pepper, cooked ham, cubed, margarine, all-purpose flour, milk, shredded cheddar cheese

brie cheese, refrigerated french bread dough, sun-dried tomato packed in oil

christmastide, by bessie trull law, while pines are bent with ice and snow, our firesides have a golden glow, reflected in the eyes that see, symbol of a christmas tree ., luscious cakes are baked and iced, fruit for stollens mixed and spiced, while stockings dangle side by side . . ., christmas stollen, place 4 cups flour, butter, tablesppon sugar and, salt in a bowl., mix as for pie crust., add 1 cup lukewarm milk and 1 cake of yeast which has been dissolved in a little warm water., add 3 beaten egg yolks ., let raise to double its bulk., in another bowl, place 2 cups of chopped candied fruit and nuts, and, flour ., mix until all fruit is covered with flour., add this to the raised dough, knead thoroughly and form into the desired shape.

extra virgin olive oil, carrot, peeled and finely diced (1/4 inch dice or smaller, may chop in a food processor ( approximately 1 1/2 cups), garlic cloves, minced, tomatoes, seeded and grated or 1 (28 oz) can chopped tomatoes, with juice, sugar, fresh basil, salt, tomato paste, dried oregano (optional)