19198 christmas burro banana Recipes

bananas , sliced in coins not overly ripe, pineapple juice, grenadine

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

banana nut coconut cake, white sugar, butter, softened, eggs, ripe bananas, mashed, all-purpose flour, baking soda, buttermilk, vanilla extract, chopped pecans, shredded coconut, banana nut frosting, butter, softened, sugar, ripe banana, mashed, chopped pecans, shredded coconut, vanilla extract

banana cake mix, bananas , sliced crosswise, milk, nuts, chopped, crushed pineapple , save juice, instant banana pudding mix, cool whip, hot fudge, maraschino cherry

banana bread (approximately 9 x 5, or 8 x 4 inches, or about 6 cups total cubed ), half-and-half, milk, eggs, sugar, vanilla, banana (chopped or sliced , you may need 2 if they re smallish)

bananas, very ripe & mashed, safflower oil, eggs, sugar (sucanat or raw), low-fat milk, vanilla, whole wheat flour, unbleached white flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, banana, very ripe & coarsely chopped, muesli (homemade or store bought ), flax seed, banana chips, broken into pieces, muesli (to taste)

bananas (or 1 cup banana puree), silk soy coffee creamer, cinnamon (ground ), vanilla extract

banana bread, flour (all purpose), sugar, baking powder, salt, salad oil, whole milk, egg, bananas, chopped nuts (optional), use 8 eggs and 1/3 cup of milk-for 1 loaf of banana bread., melted buttter, cream, brown sugar

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

banana scones, all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, baking powder, salt, nutmeg, chopped dates, oil, mashed bananas, egg (beaten ), mix together flour , salt, baking powder, nutmeg and dates. mix together oil, banana and egg. add banana mixture to flour mixture and mix until combined. add a little milk if too dry. on floured surface, knead a few times. pat to 3/4 thickness and cut into desired shapes. bake at 400 degrees for 15-20 minutes or until lightly browned.

banana crepes, all-purpose flour, sugar, eggs, milk, butter, melted, vanilla extract, salt, butter, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, half-and-half cream, bananas , halved lengthwise or sliced 1/2-inch thick, heavy cream, ground cinnamon, sift flour and powdered sugar into a mixing bowl. add eggs, milk, butter, vanilla, and salt; beat until smooth., heat a lightly greased 6-inch skillet. add about 3 tbsp batter. tilt skillet so that batter spreads to almost cover the bottom of skillet. cook until lightly browned; turn and brown the other side. repeat process with remaining batter, grease skillet as needed., melt butter in a large skillet. stir in brown sugar , cinnamon and nutmeg. stir in cream and cook until slightly thickened. add bananas; cook for 2 to 3 minutes, spooning sauce over them. remove from heat., roll a crepe around each banana half (or spoon banana slices on crepe and roll) and place on serving platter. spoon sauce over crepes. top with whipped cream and a pinch of cinnamon.

banana muffin mix, mashed ripe bananas (about 2), eggs, vegetable oil, whole milk, egg whites, sugar, good-quality white chocolate (such as lindt or baker s), chopped, cream cheese, room temperature, unsalted butter, room temperature, powdered sugar, vanilla extract, fresh lemon juice, ripe bananas, walnuts (4 oz), toasted, chopped

bananas or 2 small , cut into chunks, plain nonfat yogurt, orange juice, light brown sugar, cider vinegar, ginger, ground, curry powder

banana muffin, mix (use between a 7 and 8.1 ounce banana-nut muffin mix package), all-purpose flour, brown sugar, butter, melted and cooled slightly, milk (optional), powdered sugar, butter, softened, vanilla, white chocolate chips or 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate piece, shortening

bananas , split into 3 equal parts (lengthwise along the stem), cut into 2-inch pieces, halved macadamia nuts, rum, butter, martini glasses, brown sugar ice cream , recipe follows, banana chips, for garnish , recipe follows, milk, brown sugar, vanilla bean , preferably tahitian, split lengthwise and scraped, egg yolks (from 5 to 6 large eggs), sugar, heavy cream, banana (firm , but not green), sliced lengthwise into 1/16 inch strips, lemon juice, sugar, water

banana bread (approximately 9 x 5 or 8 x 4 inches, or about 6 cups total cubed ), half-and-half, milk, eggs, sugar, vanilla, banana, chopped or sliced (you may need 2 if they re small)