Chocolate Salty Balls Recipe

Directions:

1. **The lyrics never actually mention salt, so before you bake them, coat each one lightly with kosher salt**
2. Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
3. A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
4. Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
5. Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
6. Say everybody have you seen my balls?
7. They're big and salty and brown
8. If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
9. Just stick my balls in your mouth!
10. Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
11. Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
12. Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
13. They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
14. So suck on My balls!
15. Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
16. Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
17. Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
18. Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
19. Say everybody have you seen my balls?
20. They're big and salty and brown
21. If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
22. Just stick my balls in your mouth...
23. Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
24. Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
25. Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
26. They're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
27. [Chocolate Salty Balls lyrics on ]
28. Suck on My balls!
29. [sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
30. Smells like something burning
31. Well, that don't confront me none
32. As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
33. Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
34. Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
35. Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!
36. Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
37. Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
38. Give some water, pour some water on me!
39. My Balls are burning!
40. Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
41. Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
42. Put em in your mouth and suck em!
43. Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
44. Put em out baby, Blow em!
45. Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
46. Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
47. Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
48. Suck on my balls...