1 tongue (that does not slander)
1 mind (full of tolerance)
2 eyes (overlooking other folk's faults)
remember not only our enjoyment of good food, but also our sense of humor, for 1 without the other would be a dull existence.
the old proverb about an eye for an eye could leave everyone blind.
what a grand world this would be if we could forget our troubles as easily as we forget our blessings.
it is much easier to swallow angry words than to have to eat them.
swallow your pride occasionally; it's non-fattening.
be thankful for the people that brighten your day with laughter.
a wise wife has pork chops ready when her husband comes home from a fishing trip.
advice is like castor oil; easy to give, but very difficult to take.
of all living creatures, human beings are the only ones who pray - or need to.
why is there never enough time to do things right, but always enough time to do them over
what soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.
if the tv and the refrigerator weren'tsp so far apart, some of us wouldn'tsp get any exercise at all.
some people are like blisters. they don'tsp show up until the work is done.
arabian stuffed camel
first , procure a camel: with 1 hump or
two , depending upon the size of your party.
prepare twelve dozen eggs: boiled, shelled and dressed.
clean about twelve good sized smelts, leaving the heads on.
dress eight or nine three lb chickens. bake the chickens.
choose a large sheep and dress it out, removing the wool and hooves but leaving the head on.
next , take your camel and do him in. clean and dress intact.
then , stuff the eggs into the fish. stuff the fish into the chickens. stuff the chickens into the sheep. stuff the sheep into the camel.
roast over an open-pit fire for about 2 days, turning carefully on an oak spit and basting with your favorite sauce.
this is truly a regal dish to serve for any special occasion and an ambitious undertaking for any family. variations, seasonings and methods of serving differ with taste.