Words Of Wisdom And A Few Recipes

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Ingredients:

  • 1 tongue (that does not slander)
  • 1 mind (full of tolerance)
  • 2 ears (closed to gossip)
  • 2 eyes (overlooking other folk's faults)
  • 1 dash each: wit , smiles , sunny disposition and cheerfulness
  • blend together and form into 1 being.
  • remember not only our enjoyment of good food, but also our sense of humor, for 1 without the other would be a dull existence.
  • the old proverb about an eye for an eye could leave everyone blind.
  • what a grand world this would be if we could forget our troubles as easily as we forget our blessings.
  • it is much easier to swallow angry words than to have to eat them.
  • swallow your pride occasionally; it's non-fattening.
  • be thankful for the people that brighten your day with laughter.
  • a wise wife has pork chops ready when her husband comes home from a fishing trip.
  • advice is like castor oil; easy to give, but very difficult to take.
  • count your blessings and share with those who have so much less.
  • of all living creatures, human beings are the only ones who pray - or need to.
  • why is there never enough time to do things right, but always enough time to do them over
  • what soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.
  • if the tv and the refrigerator weren'tsp so far apart, some of us wouldn'tsp get any exercise at all.
  • some people are like blisters. they don'tsp show up until the work is done.
  • arabian stuffed camel
  • first , procure a camel: with 1 hump or two , depending upon the size of your party.
  • prepare twelve dozen eggs: boiled, shelled and dressed.
  • clean about twelve good sized smelts, leaving the heads on.
  • dress eight or nine three lb chickens. bake the chickens.
  • choose a large sheep and dress it out, removing the wool and hooves but leaving the head on.
  • next , take your camel and do him in. clean and dress intact.
  • then , stuff the eggs into the fish. stuff the fish into the chickens. stuff the chickens into the sheep. stuff the sheep into the camel.
  • roast over an open-pit fire for about 2 days, turning carefully on an oak spit and basting with your favorite sauce.
  • this is truly a regal dish to serve for any special occasion and an ambitious undertaking for any family. variations, seasonings and methods of serving differ with taste.
  • serves 200 people and innumerable dogs and children

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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 3.07 Kcal (13 kJ)
Calories from fat 0 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g 0%
Sodium 0.64mg 0%
Total Carbs 0.14g 0%
Sugars 0.03g 0%
Dietary Fiber 0.01g 0%
Protein 0.01g 0%
Vitamin C 0.1mg 0%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 485.88 Kcal (2034 kJ)
Calories from fat 0 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 0g 0%
Sodium 101.69mg 0%
Total Carbs 22.6g 0%
Sugars 4.52g 0%
Dietary Fiber 2.26g 0%
Protein 2.26g 0%
Vitamin C 13.6mg 0%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Weightwatchers Points

  • 0.1
    Points
  • 0
    PointsPlus

Good Points

  • fat free,
  • saturated fat free,
  • low sodium,
  • cholesterol free

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