19 you this you tried Recipes

olive oil, cumin, purple onions, diced, garlic cloves, minced, frozen vegetarian ground beef (1 bag of quorn mince or one box of boca meatless ground burger will do the trick), frozen whole kernel corn, coriander, cayenne pepper (you can adjust this to your preference), salt, water, white rice, prepared, shredded mild cheddar cheese, divided, bell peppers , cut in half lengthwise, seeds removed (1 each red, yellow and green bell pepper), water

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chocolate chips (dark or milk chocolate), pretzels (logs work well for this, but you can try any of the medium to thick variety of twists), chopped nuts, for garnish , optional, colored nonpareils, for garnish , optional, sprinkles, for garnish , optional, coconut, for garnish , optional, crushed cookies, for garnish , optional

pasta (your choice , but i like rotini), onion - diced, mushrooms - diced, butter, olive oil, worcestershire, dry white wine, garlic powder, salt/pepper to taste, butter, flour, whole milk (don tsp try to make this low-fat or low-calorie, just enjoy as is!), bay leaves, bouquet garnish (i use a japanese bag, pre-made but you can make your own), cayenne pepper, sharp cheddar - shredded, swiss - shredded, reggiano - shredded, gouda - shredded, sour cream, crushed cheese crackers, grated parmesan cheese, olive oil

butter, softened, granulated sugar, artificial sweetener, i use splenda, brown sugar , packed (i use a mixture of 1/2 cup light and 1/2 cup dark), eggs (room temp ), vanilla extract, semi-sweet chocolate chips (this is where you can go crazy, try milk chocolate, peanut butter, peanut butter or chocolate, butte), all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, baking powder, salt

cooked short-grain rice, salt, sweetened condensed milk, butter, raisins, vanilla, nutmeg

yeast, water, warm, all-purpose flour, whole wheat flour, safflower oil, sugar, salt, garlic powder, herbes de provence (you can buy this, or try ), cornmeal

flemish beef stew, american-style beer is used in this recipe. if you want to try another beer, go for a belgian ale - an imported pilsner might be too bitter., beef chuck, cut into 1- to 1 1/2-inch cubes, salt, black pepper, vegetable oil, unsalted butter, onions (6 to 8 medium), chopped (7 cups), turkish or 1 1/2 california bay leaves, pilsner-style beer such as budweiser, dijon mustard, thick) slices country-style bread, beef dry and sprinkle with pepper and 1/2 tsp salt., heat oil and butter in a wide 6- to 8-quart heavy pot over high heat until hot but not smoking, then brown beef in 2 to 3 batches (without crowding), turning over once, until dark brown, about 5 minutes. transfer to a plate., add onions and remaining 1/4 tsp salt to pot and cook over high heat, stirring occasionally and scraping up brown bits from bottom of pot, until pale golden, about 5 minutes. reduce heat to moderately low and cover pot, then cook, stirring occasionally, until onions are golden, about 10 minutes more., add beef along with any juices on plate, bay leaves, and beer and bring to a simmer., meanwhile , spread 1 tbsp mustard on each side of bread slices, then place bread on top of stew. simmer stew, covered, until beef is very tender, about 2 hours., just before serving, stir bread into stew, breaking it up with a spoon, until it is incorporated and stew is thickened. season with salt., stew can be made 1 day ahead and cooled completely, uncovered, then chilled, covered. reheat over moderate heat., makes 6 to 8 main-course servings.

plain sweetened biscuits (like morning coffee), nutella, double cream (like nestle cream), instant coffee powder, vermouth, crushed hazelnuts, boiling water

skor candy bars, chilled and broken up (1/4 oz each), chilled whipping cream, icing sugar, dozen chocolate chip cookies (homemade , or use a 2 lb store-bought package), milk, chocolate-flavored liqueur

turkey kielbasa, diced, onion, chopped, celery rib, chopped, garlic, minced, hard alcoholic cider (beer product), sauerkraut, drain and rinse, low sodium chicken broth, peeled and cubed potato (any kind that is firm and will hold it s shape vs. breaking down), fresh thyme, black pepper

extra virgin olive oil, onion, thinly sliced, garlic clove, thinly sliced, sauerkraut, drained and rinsed, sweet apple, peeled, and grated (optional), generous pinch allspice, salt, fresh ground black pepper, mayonnaise, chili sauce (or ketchup or try thai for a kick), hot sauce, fresh chives, minced, fresh dill, minced (optional), capers, chopped, fresh lemon juice, extra virgin olive oil (optional), tempeh bacon (you can leave this out or use veggie bacon, tofu bacon, seitan or wham=vegetarian ham), unsalted butter, softened, rye bread (or pumpernickel bread), dill pickles, grated swiss cheese (8 oz), kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper

water, lobster base, chicken base, white wine, tomato paste, garlic cloves, minced onion, bay leaf, paprika, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, flour, mixed well with 1/3 cup water, white wine, half-and-half (i sub milk for this if you are feeling indulgent, try cream ), minced shrimp

unsalted butter, softened at room temperature, sugar, eggs, egg yolks, fresh lemon juice, grated lemon zest

kitchen witch s wings #17, living in the wing capital of the world is nice! wings are everywhere - all different kinds , made all different ways, with all different dipping sauces to go with them., we get a kick out of the buffalo wing recipes that are on line - too bad they don tsp know what a real buffalo wing is, when i was running the deli a few years back i would make various types of wings - always a big hit . and of course i ve got dozens of original wing recipes that i ve come up with. this is 1 of them - and i hope you get a chance to try them., this is recipe #17 - quite popular, also cut down for home use, using your processor , whirl 3 - 4 heads (not cloves) of garlic with 1 cup vegetable oil. add 1/2 - 1 tsp tabasco sauce (or to taste)., toss wings in mixture coating well ., in shallow dish combine 1 cup fresh grated parmesan with 1 cup italian-style breadcrumbs (which i always made homemade) and a few grinds of black pepper from the pepper mill., coat the wings in the breading (coat well) and place on lightly oiled baking sheet in single layer (i used olive oil for the sheet)., any leftover oil mixtrue was drizzled over the coated wings and any leftover coating was pressed into the wings., baked in preheated 375* f. oven for 45 - 60 minutes depending on the size of the wings used., depending on personal taste you can use any number of dipping sauces - i like my parmesan marinara with these .

oil, mustard seeds, urad dal (split skinned black gram ), bitter melons , remove seeds and cut into rings (karela), turmeric, salt, tamarind pulp, soaked in 1/2 cup water, sambhar powder or 1 tsp curry powder, jaggery or 1 tsp palm sugar or 1 tsp raw sugar (i suppose you could try this with regular white sugar as well)

butter, unsalted, room temperature, egg, room temperature, flour, sugar, salt, almond extract, vanilla extract, egg whites, lemon juice, icing sugar