18995 traditional christmas stuffing Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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stuffing white mushrooms, stems removed and stems chopped and6 Morestuffing white mushrooms, stems removed and stems chopped, chicken flavor stuffing mix (or your choice ), water, butter or 1 tbsp margarine, green peppers, finely chopped, red peppers, finely chopped, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, melted25 min, 7 ingredients
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reduced-fat bulk pork sausage or breakfast turkey sausage... and10 Morereduced-fat bulk pork sausage or breakfast turkey sausage links, casings removed, celery ribs, chopped, onion, chopped, reduced-fat mayonnaise, prepared mustard, rubbed sage, poultry seasoning, loaves (16 oz each) day-old white bread, cubed, day-old whole wheat bread, cubed, eggs, lightly beaten, reduced-sodium chicken broth1 hour 20 min, 11 ingredients
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shredded suet, self-raising flour , sifted and16 Moreshredded suet, self-raising flour , sifted, white breadcrumbs, ground mixed spice, nutmeg, freshly grated, ground cinnamon, brown sugar, sultanas, raisins, currants, mixed candied peel, finely chopped, almonds, skinned and chopped, cooking apple, peeled, cored and finely chopped, orange zest, lemon zest, eggs, stout beer (guinness), rum or 2 tbsp brandy48 hour 20 min, 18 ingredients
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traditional recipe, spry or 1/2 kilo milk butter and11 Moretraditional recipe, spry or 1/2 kilo milk butter, spoonfuls of orange juice, egg yolks, vanilla, brandy, frosting sugar, glasses of all purpose flour, spoonfuls of baking power, glasses of blanched and roasted almonds, cut in small pieces, spoonful of soda, extra frosting sugar for coating, blossom or rose water13 ingredients
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South Florida Stuffingmy family has been in florida for over 5 generations. we ... and20 Moremy family has been in florida for over 5 generations. we have many ethnic offshoots and traditions. this stuffing encompasses many ingredients from my family heritage and it tastes good too. something a little different than plain stuffing. a little sweet, a little hot and a lot delicious. just like my family and florida: a little of everything., day old cuban bread, cubed, day old french bread, cubed, day old challah, cubed, onion, medium dice, celery, small dice, raisins soaked in sweet wine, slightly green mango (diced ), chopped nuts (your choice , i like macadamias), chopped cilantro, minced garlic, minced jalapeno (more if you like ), cumin, dried thyme, dried oregano, salt, fresh ground black pepper, chicken broth, butter melted, cream or 1/2 cup unsweetened coconut milk, eggs, beaten21 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Stuffed Capsicums With A Twiststuffed capsicums and15 Morestuffed capsicums, whole capsicums, stem removed and deseeded, salad for stuffing, tomatoes, halved or quartered, basil, chopped, garlic, chopped, sweet chillies, finely sliced, oil, wine vinegar, salt, pepper, pancetta slices or bacon, thick toast slices, ricotta and rocket salad, dressed with your favourite dressing16 ingredients
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Stuffed Mushroomsstuffed mushrooms, funghi ripienimakes 6 servings and12 Morestuffed mushrooms, funghi ripienimakes 6 servings, white or cremini mushrooms with caps about 1 1/2 inches in diameter, extra virgin olive oil, plus more for the tops of the mushrooms if you like, chopped scallion, chopped red bell peppers, coarse breadcrumbs, chopped italian parsley (regular parsely will work), salt, freshly ground pepper, chicken stock or low-sodium canned chicken broth, unsalted butter, dry white wine , optional15 min, 14 ingredients
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Stuffed Mushroom Capsstuffing mushrooms, garlic, cut into chunks, onion and7 Morestuffing mushrooms, garlic, cut into chunks, onion, black olives, fresh herbs of your choice (thyme, rosemary, sage, oregano), ground pepper, bread crumbs, goat cheese ., olive oil, white wine or water15 min, 10 ingredients
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Stuffed French Toaststuffed french toast, toasting white bread, cream cheese and9 Morestuffed french toast, toasting white bread, cream cheese, fruit preserves (strawberry, blueberry, or raspberry), eggs, heavy cream, cinnamon, vanilla, sugar, salt, corn flakes, crushed, butter12 ingredients
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Stuffed Italian Peppersstuffed italian frying peppers, italian bread crumbs and11 Morestuffed italian frying peppers, italian bread crumbs, parmesan cheese, fresh parsley, minced, paprika, red pepper flakes, olive oil, egg, oregano and basil (fresh is best - if using dry, reduce amount to 1/4 tsp), minced garlic ., rubbed sage, anchovies (or to taste), green onion or shallot, minced (optional)5 min, 13 ingredients
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Traditional Rice Stuffingbutter, onion, finely chopped, water and6 Morebutter, onion, finely chopped, water, dried dill weed , or to taste, poultry seasoning , or to taste, dried parsley, ground black pepper to taste, chicken bouillon, or more to taste, grain white rice40 min, 9 ingredients
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Traditional Turkey Stuffingcubes white or w.w. bread, chopped onion, chopped celery and6 Morecubes white or w.w. bread, chopped onion, chopped celery, butter, rubbed sage, dried thyme, salt, pepper, chicken broth9 ingredients
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