99217 snyder cut christmas cookies Recipes

christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, dried fruit, jose cuervo tequila

brown sugar, milk, eggs beaten, soda, salt, raisins, orange juice, pecans or english walnuts, candied pineapple, margarine, flour , sifted before measuring, dates, cut up, candied cherries

butter, softened (don tsp use margarine, won tsp work for this cookie), sugar, eggs, cream of tartar, baking soda, salt, flour

walnut pieces, all-purpose flour, divided, cold butter or 1/2 cup margarine, cut in chunks, icing sugar, almond extract, egg, seedless raspberry jam (or jam of your choice)

egg yolks, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, cold unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, seedless raspberry jam or 1/3 cup other thick jam, powdered sugar , for dusting (optional)

traditional recipe, spry or 1/2 kilo milk butter, spoonfuls of orange juice, egg yolks, vanilla, brandy, frosting sugar, glasses of all purpose flour, spoonfuls of baking power, glasses of blanched and roasted almonds, cut in small pieces, spoonful of soda, extra frosting sugar for coating, blossom or rose water

molasses, butter, melted, sour cream, lemon juice, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, brown sugar, ground cinnamon , nutmeg and cloves, baking soda, grated lemon peel, salt, chopped walnuts, raisins, chopped candied lemon peel, chopped candied orange peel, sugar, heavy whipping cream, lemon juice, red and/or green candied cherries , cut as desired

butter, softened, egg yolks, baking powder, baking soda, flour, icing sugar, brandy, almond extract (optional), almonds, chopped and roasted, some rose water or orange flower water (available in many ethnic groceries) or ouzo, extra icing sugar , for rolling the cookies in

dozen cookies, butter, sugar, egg yolks, almond extract, salt, all-purpose flour, egg white, slightly beaten, sugar, chopped almonds

butter, room temperature (don tsp substitute margarine, here.), sugar, all purpose flour (don tsp substitute self-rising; it will ruin the cookie.), salt, pecans, coarsely chopped, vanilla extract, sugar to roll cookies in

all-purpose flour, baking powder, shortening, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, eggs, well beaten, dried figs, cookie frosting

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

butter, sugar, eggs, beaten, baking soda, flour, cream of tartar

cookie, powdered sugar, butter or margarine, egg, vanilla flavoring, almond or lemon extract, flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, powdered sugar, softened butter, milk

cookie crumbs (butter cut-out or shortbread type cookies), melted butter, vanilla ice cream, peppermint extract, crushed candy cane

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, egg yolks, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, candied cherries, cut in half

oreo cookie lb tube cake, oreo cookies, flour, sugar, milk, shortening , butter flavored, salt, vanilla extract, eggs , large, chocolate glaze, semi-sweet chocolate pieces., shortening , butter flavored, milk, corn syrup, preheat oven to 350. grease and flour 9-inch fluted tube pan. cut each cookie into quarters. in large bowl, with mixer at low speed, beat flour and remaining ingredients except cookies and chocolate glaze until blended. increase speed to high; beat 2 minutes, scraping bowl. spoon about 3/4 cup batter into pan. gently stir cut-up cookies into remaining batter and spoon into same pan. bake 50 minutes or until cake springs back when lightly touched with finger (toothpick test won tsp work). cool cake in pan on wire rack 10 minutes; remove from pan; cool on rack. when cake is cool, prepare chocolate glaze. place rack with cake over large plate to catch drips, then pour warm glaze over top and side of cake. this cake freezes well and good cold from refrigerator. chocolate glaze: in 1-quart saucepan over low heat, heat chocolate pieces, shortening, milk and corn syrup, stirring constantly until melted and smooth.