14551 pot side dishes christmas Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

pot roast, cooking oil, beef broth, baby carrots, red potatoes, quartered or in eighths, depending on size, onions, quartered, flour, sour cream

pot roast, flour, salt, pepper, ginger, oil, cinnamon stick, water, dried fruit, orange juice

pot roast, garlic powder, ground pepper, salt, all-purpose flour, oil, sliced onions, carrots, roughly cut, celery ribs, roughly cut, new potatoes, quartered, onion soup mix, water

frozen meat pot stickers or 1/2 lb vegetable pot stickers, vegetable oil or 1 tbsp peanut oil, head chinese cabbage or 1 head napa cabbage, sliced thinly, sliced shiitake mushrooms or 4 oz button mushrooms, green onions, sliced, soy sauce or 1/4 cup tamari, water, sugar, ground red pepper , to taste, prepared mustard , sauce or vinaigrette, see note

pot roast, onion, mushroom, tomatoes, water, red wine, mixed herbs, sugar, salt and pepper, oil (for frying )

vegetable broth, water, thick-cut oatmeal (my favorite is old wessex ltd. s scottish-style porridge oats), salt (optional), ground black pepper (to taste)

water to cover the rutabaga (about 3 cups in a large pot), whole allspice, peppercorns, salt, rutabagas, carrots, potatoes, ground cinnamon or nutmeg, butter (optional)

side pork, cooked & diced, salt, dry bread cubes, stalks diced celery, diced bell pepper (optional), shredded carrot (optional), milk, beaten egg, margarine, pepper, any kind, cayenne or chopped hot pepper, if you want a kick, pam cooking spray , for spraying tray

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

pot roast, rotel tomatoes , with green chile (if you don tsp want the spice) or 1 (15 1/2 oz) can diced tomatoes (if you don tsp want the spice), soup mix, bay leaves, dried parsley, garlic cloves, cut in half, salt, fresh ground pepper, flour, water, carrots, cut up, potatoes, cut up, stalks celery, cut up, olive oil

potted meat, cream cheese, white bread or 1 loaf whole wheat bread

pot roast (i prefer chuck), cream of mushroom soup, lipton onion soup mix, ground pepper

pot roast (trimmed of excess fat), white onion, large and chopped, button mushrooms, cut in half, contadina diced tomatoes , marinara style, water, red wine, italian spices, ground sage, ground thyme, basil, pepper, salt, herb-ox beef bouillon, olive oil (for frying ), sour cream, flour , for thickening

pot roast, bolar ( chuck roast) roast, hand tied tight to a 4 inch diameter, tomato paste, kernels fresh garlic , smashed, bay leaves, pure ground black pepper, salt, onion salt, red bliss potatoes, cubed, carrots or 2 yellow rutabagas, onions, stalk celery, flour, mashed potatoes, peeled large red bliss potatoes, horseradish, onions, ground, white pepper, salt, drawn butter, warm half and half, parsley, chopped

unsalted butter, plus more for greasing dish, all-purpose flour, milk, warmed, eggs, chopped fresh dill, freshly grated nutmeg , to taste, salt, freshly ground black pepper, penne, chopped leftover pot roast, beef broth, leftover pot roast gravy, grated kefalotyri or parmesan, about 2 oz