2910 nigella lawson sponge christmas Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Sponge Berry Icecream
    sponge cake wedges, korean strawberries , glazed and
    1 More
    sponge cake wedges, korean strawberries , glazed, wild strawberry conserves or jam mixed with 4 strawberreis cubed
    3 ingredients
  • Nigella Lawson  Brownies
    soft unsalted butter, best quality dark chocolate, eggs and
    5 More
    soft unsalted butter, best quality dark chocolate, eggs, vanilla extract, caster sugar, plain flour, salt, chopped walnuts
    45 min, 8 ingredients
  • Nigella Lawson  Caramel Croissant Pudding
    stale croissants, sugar, water, heavy cream, whole milk and
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    stale croissants, sugar, water, heavy cream, whole milk, bourbon, eggs, beaten
    45 min, 7 ingredients
  • Nigella Lawson  Clementine Cake
    clementines (approximately 1 lb total weight), eggs and
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    clementines (approximately 1 lb total weight), eggs, granulated sugar , plus 2, granulated sugar, ground almonds, baking powder
    3 hour , 6 ingredients
  • Nigella Lawson Hot  Rummy Chocolate
    whole milk, dark chocolate , 70, cinnamon stick, honey and
    3 More
    whole milk, dark chocolate , 70, cinnamon stick, honey, brown sugar, vanilla extract, dark rum
    12 min, 7 ingredients
  • Nigella Lawson Flourless Chocolate Orange Cake
    skinned oranges, approx. 375g total weight (or 1 large) and
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    skinned oranges, approx. 375g total weight (or 1 large), eggs, baking powder, bicarbonate of soda, ground almonds, caster sugar, cocoa, orange peel , for decoration
    47 min, 8 ingredients
  • Nigella Lawson's Chocolate Sponge Pudding for Christmas Pudding Nigella Lawson's Chocolate Sponge Pudding for Christmas Pudding
    all-purpose flour, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract and
    12 More
    all-purpose flour, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract, unsweetened cocoa powder, sugar, soft butter, buttermilk, eggs, baking powder, baking soda, milk chocolate chips, bittersweet chocolate chips, heavy cream, light corn syrup, vanilla extract
    16 min, 15 ingredients
  • Ginger Passionfruit Trifle (Nigella Lawson) Ginger Passionfruit Trifle (Nigella Lawson)
    store-bought sponge or lb cake or same weight of baker s ... and
    4 More
    store-bought sponge or lb cake or same weight of baker s madeleines, ginger wine (recommended : stones ginger wine), heavy cream, icing sugar, passion fruit
    20 min, 5 ingredients
  • Sponge Haupia Cake Sponge Haupia Cake
    sponge cake , split into two layers, cornstarch and
    5 More
    sponge cake , split into two layers, cornstarch, equal sugar substitute, water, frozen coconut milk, thawed (or noh s haupia mix), cool whip lite, shredded coconut
    10 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Nigella Lawson  Christmas Cupcakes Nigella Lawson Christmas Cupcakes
    all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda and
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    all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, ground mixed spice, salt, soft unsalted butter, dark brown sugar , plus, dark brown sugar, eggs, sour cream, boiling water, bittersweet chocolate, broken into pieces, instant coffee, instant royal icing (1 cup plus 2 tbsp), ready-to-roll green fondant, cranberries , for decoration (about)
    50 min, 16 ingredients
  • Christmas Chocolate Cookies - Nigella Lawson Christmas Chocolate Cookies - Nigella Lawson
    soft butter (2 1/4 sticks, 18 tbsp), granulated sugar and
    9 More
    soft butter (2 1/4 sticks, 18 tbsp), granulated sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, unsweetened cocoa powder, sugar, boiling water, vanilla extract, candy sprinkles or sanding sugar
    15 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Rocky Road - Nigella Lawson Christmas Rocky Road - Nigella Lawson
    dark chocolate, chopped (250g) and
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    dark chocolate, chopped (250g), milk chocolate, chopped (150g), butter, softened plus extra for greasing (175g), golden syrup, amaretti (200g), shelled brazil nuts (150g), red glace cherries (150g), marshmallows (125g), icing sugar (125g) or 1 tbsp confectioners sugar (125g), edible glitter, to decorate (optional)
    2 hour 2 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas Chutney (Nigella Lawson) Christmas Chutney (Nigella Lawson)
    granny smith apples, peeled and cored, dried cranberries and
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    granny smith apples, peeled and cored, dried cranberries, onion, finely chopped, apple cider vinegar, sugar, ground ginger, turmeric, ground cumin, ground coriander, salt
    1 hour 5 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas in a Glass (Nigella Lawson) Christmas in a Glass (Nigella Lawson)
    prosecco , or other sparkling dry white wine, well chilled and
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    prosecco , or other sparkling dry white wine, well chilled, gingerbread flavored syrup (or cranberry flavored syrup)
    5 min, 2 ingredients
  • Christmas Tree Decorations (Nigella Lawson) Christmas Tree Decorations (Nigella Lawson)
    unsalted butter, softened, soft dark sugar and
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    unsalted butter, softened, soft dark sugar, plain flour, plus extra for dusting, salt, baking powder, ground cinnamon, freshly ground black pepper, free-range eggs, beaten, clear honey, instant royal icing sugar (made to packet instructions), water, gold or silver sugar balls or sprinkles
    50 min, 14 ingredients




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