38 mondays Recipes

whole wheat starter (fed or unfed), buckwheat flour, warm water, dry active yeast, honey, flour, whole wheat flour, flake oats, ground flaxseed meal, skim milk powder, salt, cinnamon, toasted buckwheat kernels (kasha), overripe bananas, mashed

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

hard-cooked eggs, chopped, fresh tomato, chopped, turkey bacon, cooked and crumbled, salt and pepper to taste

skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, ranch salad dressing, cream cheese, softened, hot pepper sauce, shredded cheddar cheese

ground beef (can be left out for meatless style), green pepper, chopped, onion, chopped, condensed tomato soup, stewed tomatoes, macaroni (shells , penne, elbows), salt, pepper, garlic powder, oregano

chicken breasts, cooked with skin and bone removed, kidney beans , rinse and drained, diced tomatoes, frozen peas, macaroni, dry (i use whole wheat), mrs. dash tomato basil garlic seasoning (italian medley), mrs dash s extra spicy seasoning, olive oil

mashed cooked peeled baking potatoes (about 8 oz), fat-free milk, honey, butter, bread flour (about 4 1/2 cups), divided, dry yeast, sea salt, eggs, olive oil

cooked lamb (8 oz) or 225 g beef (8 oz), cold mashed potatoes (1 lb), onion, peeled and grated, chutney or 1 -2 tbsp relish, curry powder, salt and pepper, egg, beaten, flour , for dredging, breadcrumbs, for coating

did you know, budweiser beer conditions the hair, pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish, cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes, mayonnaise will kill lice , it will also condition your hair, glue - paint on your face , allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any., shiny hair - use brewed lipton tea, sunburn - empty a large jar of nestea into your bath water, minor burn - colgate or crest toothpaste, burn your tongue put sugar on it, arthritis wd-40 spray and rub in , kill insect stings too, bee stings - meat tenderizer, chigger bite - preparation h, puffy eyes - preparation h, paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals), stinky feet - jello, athletes feet - cornstarch, fungus on toenails or fingernails - vicks vapor rub, kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (wow, and we drink this stuff), kool aid can be used as a dye in paint also kool aid in dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint , your kids will love it and it won tsp hurt them if they eat it, peanut butter - will get scratches out of cd s! wipe off with a coffee filter paper, sticking bicycle chain - pam no-stick cooking spray, pam will also remove paint , and grease from your hands! keep a can in your garage for your hubby, peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls, when the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on, heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar, body paint - crisco mixed with food coloring. heat the crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice, tie dye tsp-shirt - mix a solution of kool aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the tsp-shirt and soak, preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years, a slinky will hold toast and cd s, keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with colgate toothpaste, wine stains , pour on the morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt., wax - take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel., labels off glassware etc. rub with peanut butter, baked on food - fill container with water, get a bounce paper softener and the static from the bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. soak overnight. also; you can use 2 efferdent tablets , soak overnight, crayon on the wall - colgate toothpaste and brush it, dirty grout - listerine, stains on clothes - colgate toothpaste, grass stains - karo syrup, grease stains - coca cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. we know it will take corrosion from car batteries, fleas in your carpet 20 mule team borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. maybe this will work if you get them back again., keep fresh flowers longer add a little clorox , or 2 bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water., when you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you squeeze for freshness or softness did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week monday, tuesday, thursday, friday and saturday. each day has a different color twist tie., are, monday = blue, tuesday = green, thursday = red, friday = white, saturday = yellow ., if today was thursday , you would want red twist tie; not white which is fridays (almost a week old)! the colors go alphabetically by color blue- green - red - white - yellow, monday through saturday. very easy to remember. i thought this was interesting. i looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers do have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. you learn something new everyday! enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping., forget gatorade for migraine headaches. powerade won tsp work.

sour cream, yogurt, frozen chopped spinach, thawed and drained, dried minced onion flakes, beau monde seasoning, garlic salt, hot pepper sauce

all-purpose flour, unpacked brown sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking powder, salt, skim milk, vegetable oil, unpacked brown sugar, unsweetened cocoa powder, boiling water

pork mince, white breadcrumb, egg, well beaten, milk, parsley, chopped, dried sage, garlic clove, crushed, mushrooms, finely chopped, salt , black pepper, bacon, thinly sliced, potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced, butter, melted, tomatoes, cheese, grated

potatoes, sliced, onion, diced, garlic, minced, olive oil, ham, shredded or cubed, carrot, grated, bok choy, shredded (can use spinach, silverbeet etc but i think bok choy has the best flavour), parsley, chopped, eggs, milk, water, all purpose seasoning, salt and pepper, to taste, cheese, grated

ground meat, taco seasoning, onion, diced, bell pepper, seeded & diced, chopped olive, shredded cheese, tomatoes, diced, romaine lettuce, chopped, sour cream, salsa, guacamole, tortilla chips

oat flour, rolled oats, flour, baking soda, salt, sour soymilk (add 1 tsp vinegar to soy milk), egg substitute (to equal 2 eggs)

oat flour, rolled oats, whole wheat flour, baking soda, salt, sour soymilk, egg beaters egg substitute

yukon gold potatoes, peeled and cut into 1 inch cubes, water, tomato sauce, dried lentils, onion, chopped, garlic, minced, cumin, black pepper, saffron, kidney beans

stalks celery, diced, green bell pepper, diced, onion, diced, vegetable oil, red beans, pork, pickled (savoie s is my favorite), bay leaves, thyme , picked and chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, water, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, rice, low sodium vegetable broth