12 egg monday Recipes

eggs, butter, pam cooking spray, your favorite tomato sauce (homemade or jarred , although homemade is obviously preferable), white potatoes, grated cheese (to taste), salt and pepper

eggs, applesauce, granulated sugar, butter or margarine, vanilla extract, zucchini, grated, carrots, grated, raisins, pineapple, crushed and well drained, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, nutmeg, cinnamon, salt

fresh pizza dough (, i use s kat s easy pizza dough , storebought okay), egg, lightly beaten, fresh tomato sauce (, i use andrea s), garlic, minced, sliced buffalo mozzarella, well drained, pepperoni, leaves fresh basil, crumbled

mashed cooked peeled baking potatoes (about 8 oz), fat-free milk, honey, butter, bread flour (about 4 1/2 cups), divided, dry yeast, sea salt, eggs, olive oil

all-purpose flour, white sugar, baking powder, salt, milk, vegetable oil, egg, blueberries, all-purpose flour, white sugar, ground cinnamon, margarine

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

oat flour, rolled oats, whole wheat flour, baking soda, salt, sour soymilk, egg beaters egg substitute

pork mince, white breadcrumb, egg, well beaten, milk, parsley, chopped, dried sage, garlic clove, crushed, mushrooms, finely chopped, salt , black pepper, bacon, thinly sliced, potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced, butter, melted, tomatoes, cheese, grated

potatoes, sliced, onion, diced, garlic, minced, olive oil, ham, shredded or cubed, carrot, grated, bok choy, shredded (can use spinach, silverbeet etc but i think bok choy has the best flavour), parsley, chopped, eggs, milk, water, all purpose seasoning, salt and pepper, to taste, cheese, grated

oat flour, rolled oats, flour, baking soda, salt, sour soymilk (add 1 tsp vinegar to soy milk), egg substitute (to equal 2 eggs)