3208 lafitte landings christmas grits Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)

grits, kosher salt, uncooked yellow stone-ground grits, unsalted butter, at room temperature, grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese, egg, beaten, dry white wine, sherry vinegar, country ham, diced, shallots, minced, bay leaf, dried crushed red pepper, heavy cream, unsalted butter , cut into cubes, grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese, fresh lemon juice, hot sauce, assorted fresh mushrooms , cut into 1- to 2-inch pieces, country ham , cut into thin strips, shallot, minced, olive oil

milk, quick-cooking grits, chopped cooked ham, shredded cheddar cheese, eggs, lightly beaten, green onions, chopped, chopped fresh parsley, garlic powder, salt, ground black pepper

diced turkey, diced ham, vegetable oil, flour, diced onions, diced celery, diced red bell pepper, diced green bell pepper, minced garlic, chicken stock, chopped basil, chopped thyme, diced potatoes, diced carrot, sliced green onion, chopped parsley, salt and pepper

grits, heavy cream, garlic, chopped, unsalted butter, red bell pepper, chopped, yellow bell pepper, chopped, green bell pepper, chopped, red onion, chopped, tomato, cut into small cubes, beef stock, veal stock, tomato sauce, red wine, olive oil, flour, plus more for dusting, baby veal, pounded 1/16-inch thick

grits, milk, water, salt to taste, shredded cheddar cheese, eggs separated, salt , to taste, pepper to taste, nutmeg to taste, tobasco to taste

grits, water, garlic cheese, butter, egg yolks, beaten well, egg whites , beaten stiff, salt, cracker or dry bread crumbs

grits, uncooked, boiling water, salt, butter or margarine, divided, milk, eggs, separated, white pepper, paprika, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, paprika

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

whole milk, water, kosher salt, hominy grits (or any grits you like, including instant grits), freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter, shredded sharp cheddar

grits (not the instant kind ), water, table salt, seasoning salt, butter, tabasco sauce (or more ), grated sharp cheddar cheese (the sharper the better), eggs, well beaten

grits , white lilly or 1 cup quick-cooking , of a different brand, water, margarine or 1/2 cup butter, milk or 1 1/2 cups cream, salt, olive oil, onion, diced, red pepper, diced, garlic clove, minced, shrimp , peeled tailed and deveined, cream of shrimp soup, cream of mushroom soup

grits, shrimp , chicken stock or water, salt, grits, grated white cheddar cheese, freshly ground black pepper, green onions, thinly sliced, sauteed shrimp, thick cut bacon, diced or cut into strips, olive oil, count) shrimp, shelled and deveined, garlic, finely chopped, salt and fresh ground pepper

grits, ground grits - stone ground, chicken broth, butter, milk, cream cheese, salt (to taste), shrimp sauce, raw shrimp -peeled and deveined (you can use precooked frozen - defrost before preparing), lemon juice, bacon, cut into small pieces, green pepper, finely chopped, white onion, finely chopped, green onions, chopped, heaping tbsp flour, chicken broth, garlic powder, parsley flakes, salt and black pepper, to taste, ground red pepper , to taste

grit cakes, stone ground grits, water, whole milk, fresh thyme, unsalted butter, salt to taste, canola oil, wild mushroom gravy, dried wild mushrooms (porcini, shiitaki, portabella, morel, crimini, whatever you can find/like or a mix of several), chicken , vegetable, or mushroom stock, reserved mushroom liquid, white wine, garlic, minced, shallot, minced, unsalted butter, flour (for roux), salt and pepper to taste, water, extra tbsp butter, chopped thyme, shaved parmesan