28883 free dairy free christmas Recipes

dairy free pancake mix (such as bisquick), brown sugar, ground cinnamon, unsalted margarine, dairy free pancake mix (such as bisquick), soy milk, white sugar, egg, lightly beaten

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

dairy-free margarine, softened, vanilla, salt, sugar, water

boiling water, dairy-free margarine, cut into blocks, brown sugar, eggs, beaten well, nutty wheat flour, baking powder, salt, cream of tartar, natural bran (optional), sunflower seeds, muesli

dairy-free margarine, sugar, vanilla, baking powder, baking soda, mixed with, vinegar , plus, water, rice flour, soy flour, sugar, cinnamon

glace cherries, chopped, candied peel, chopped, raisins, sultanas, currants (i don tsp like raisins or so instead i use a total of 680g of sultanas), blanched almonds, chopped, gluten free breadcrumbs (rye breadcrumbs or rice breadcrumbs or corn breadcrumbs), vegetable shortening (shredded vegetable suet), ground cinnamon, ground mixed spice, fresh nutmeg, grated, allspice, eggs (or use egg replacer), orange , juice and zest of, lemon , zest of, armagnac or 140 ml brandy, rum, sunflower oil, for greasing

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

free-form tart shell (recipe to follow), pastry cream (recipe to follow), fruit (see chef s note), glaze (recipe to follow) or confectioner s sugar for dusting, toasted sliced almonds or chopped pistachios, all-purpose , bleached flour (about 5 1/2 oz), sugar, salt, baking powder, cold, unsalted butter, cubed, egg, water, sugar, all-purpose bleached flour, salt, milk, egg, egg yolk, vanilla extract, soft unsalted butter, orange liqueur or kirsch, optional, apple jelly or apricot preserves, water or liqueur

free-range chicken or fryer, 3 1/2 to 4 lb, cut into 8 pieces, rinsed and patted dry, salt, freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, vegetable oil, garlic, unpeeled, good-quality white wine vinegar, tomatoes, peeled, seeded and chopped , about 1 cup, chicken stock, creme fraiche or heavy cream, chopped parsley, garnish

non-dairy milk substitute, dairy-free margarine, sliced mushrooms, onion, finely chopped, celery, finely chopped, flour, salt, pepper, dairy-free plain yogurt or 1 cup dairy-free sour cream, frozen peas, tuna, drained, egg noodles

dairy-free soy-free margarine, softened (i like earth balance soy-free), sugar, eggs, cooked mashed sweet potato, coconut milk (use light if you like ), brown rice flour, quinoa flour, gluten free baking powder (i use clabber girl), salt, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, raisins (optional) or 1/2 cup dried cranberries (optional), pecans (optional) or 1/4 cup walnuts (optional)

dairy-free margarine (4.5 oz), caster sugar , also known as superfine sugar (4.5oz), eggs , can use equivelant egg replacer (i would use double the powder suggested on the box to replace two ), gluten-free self-raising flour (soy-free if needed, 1 cup), rice flour , use a finely ground flour (1/2 cup), gluten free baking powder (there is a recipe here on zaar if you cannot buy 1), rice milk , can use soy milk if tolerable (1/2 cup), icing sugar, -for dusting (confectioners sugar )

mangoes, erythritol (or sugar substitute of your choice), coconut milk, coconut cream, triple sec (optional), sugar-free chocolate chips (dairy free) (optional)

potato, mashed (either two medium potatoes or 1 large one), salt, eggs, canola oil, tofutti better-than-cream-cheese (non-dairy), tofutti sour cream (non-dairy), non dairy cheese (daiya, shredded), flour

dairy-free margarine, creamy peanut butter, sugar, brown sugar, egg, beaten, vanilla, flour, baking soda, salt, your favorite jelly