97241 christmas style vegetables Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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vegetable oil, onion, chopped, ground beef and9 Morevegetable oil, onion, chopped, ground beef, canned tomato sauce, cooked mixed vegetables (peas, diced carrots and corn), kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, russet potatoes, peeled and quartered, milk, butter, sour cream, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, boxed cornbread mix1 hour 30 min, 12 ingredients
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Manhatten-Style Vegetable Chowdervegetable oil, chopped cabbage, chopped onion, water and11 Morevegetable oil, chopped cabbage, chopped onion, water, vegetable broth, tomato paste, sliced celery, sliced zucchini, sliced carrot, diced peeled boiling potato, frozen lima beans, cut green beans (fresh or frozen ), dried thyme, salt (to taste), pepper1 hour 34 min, 15 ingredients
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Moroccan-Style Vegetable Stewvegetable oil, butter, onions, chopped, cayenne pepper and14 Morevegetable oil, butter, onions, chopped, cayenne pepper, coriander, cumin, cinnamon, minced fresh garlic (or to taste), chicken broth (or use vegetable broth), carrots, peeled and sliced into about 1/2-inch, eggplants, diced, zucchini, sliced into about 1/2-inch, cauliflower florets, stewed tomatoes, undrained, garbanzo beans, drained and rinsed, currants, toasted almonds, chopped (more for topping ), salt and black pepper2 hour 25 min, 18 ingredients
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Greek-Style Vegetable Risottovegetable stock or 6 cups low-sodium broth, olive oil and9 Morevegetable stock or 6 cups low-sodium broth, olive oil, onion, finely chopped, arborio rice (2 cups), zucchini, cut into 1/2-inch dice (10 oz), scallions , thinly sliced crosswise, frozen peas, thawed, arugula , large stems discarded, leaves coarsely chopped, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, freshly grated parmesan cheese , for serving (optional)50 min, 11 ingredients
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African Style Vegetables In Coconut Milkvegetable oil, white onion chopped, garlic cloves crushed and9 Morevegetable oil, white onion chopped, garlic cloves crushed, potatoes cubed, carrots diced, green beans chopped, berbere (ethiopian pepper spice), hungarian paprika, coconut milk, salt, freshly ground black pepper, fresh cilantro chopped13 ingredients
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Thai-Style Vegetablesrice vermicelli, uncooked, warm water and15 Morerice vermicelli, uncooked, warm water, vegetable cooking spray, vegetable oil, divided, sliced green onions, peeled, minced gingerroot, garlic, minced, julienne-sliced sweet red pepper, anaheim chile, seeded and chopped, frozen english peas, thawed, water, curry powder, ground cumin, shredded chinese cabbage, diced extra-firm tofu, low-sodium soy sauce, sliced water chestnuts, drained17 ingredients
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Afghan-Style Vegetablesonions, head garlic, extra virgin olive oil and7 Moreonions, head garlic, extra virgin olive oil, chopped fresh tomatoes or 2 quarts canned tomatoes, sugar, salt & fresh ground pepper, water or 2 cups broth, vegetables, cut into very large pieces, lime juice (optional), red chili peppers or cumin or turmeric or thyme or basil2 hour , 10 ingredients
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Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulgervegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper and5 Morevegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices20 min, 8 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Christmas Morning Cinnamon Bunsvegetable shortening, milk, scalded, eggs, beaten, sugar and9 Morevegetable shortening, milk, scalded, eggs, beaten, sugar, mashed potatoes, unsalted, salt, active dry yeast, lukewarm water, unbleached all-purpose flour, raisins, chopped walnuts, butter, softened, ground cinnamon50 min, 13 ingredients
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Christmas Quesadillasvegetable oil, onion, diced, green pepper, diced and8 Morevegetable oil, onion, diced, green pepper, diced, red pepper, diced, garlic clove, minced, ground cumin, salt, chopped fresh cilantro leaves, diameter ) flour tortillas, monterey jack cheese with jalapeno chiles, shredded (1 1/2 cups), cilantro leaves and litre hot red pepper for garnish30 min, 11 ingredients
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Moroccan-Style Vegetable Stew with Harissa Yogurt Saucegreek-style yogurt, extra-virgin olive oil, harissa sauce and18 Moregreek-style yogurt, extra-virgin olive oil, harissa sauce, garlic clove, minced, coarse kosher salt, coarse kosher salt, carrots, peeled , cut into 1/2-to 3/4-inch pieces, turnip, peeled , cut into 1/2-to 3/4-inch pieces, butter, spring onions or green onions, coarsely chopped (about 1 3/4 cups), chopped fresh italian parsley, chopped fresh mint, garlic cloves, minced, paprika, ground cumin, ground coriander, dry white wine, all purpose flour, garbanzo beans (chickpeas), drained, rinsed, baby spinach, fresh lemon juice21 ingredients
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