7709 board christmas crack Recipes

  • Bargain Hunters Board Christmas Crack
    saltine crackers (1 sleeve), butter (i use unsalted ) and
    3 More
    saltine crackers (1 sleeve), butter (i use unsalted ), brown sugar, semi-sweet chocolate chips, sea salt or kosher salt
    1 hour , 5 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Cracked Wheat Sourdough Bread
    cracked wheat, water, margarine, melted, molasses, honey and
    7 More
    cracked wheat, water, margarine, melted, molasses, honey, nonfat milk, flax seed, raw sunflower seeds, sourdough starter, whole wheat flour, bread flour, egg, beaten
    12 ingredients
  • Cracked Wheat Buttermilk Bread With Sunflower Seeds
    cracked wheat, buttermilk, butter, liquid honey, salt and
    5 More
    cracked wheat, buttermilk, butter, liquid honey, salt, baking soda, bread flour, whole wheat flour, yeast, toasted sunflower seeds
    3 hour 25 min, 10 ingredients
  • Cracked Wheat Cereal
    cracked wheat, cold water, salt, chopped walnuts
    40 min, 4 ingredients
  • Cracked Wheat Sourdough Bread
    cracked wheat, water, melted margarine and
    10 More
    cracked wheat, water, melted margarine, egg (this can be left out to make it an free product) (optional), molasses, honey, salt, nonfat milk, golden flax seed, raw sunflower seeds (optional), proofed sourdough starter, whole wheat flour, white flour
    43 min, 13 ingredients
  • Cracked Wheat Bread Two Ways
    cracked wheat or bulgur, grain cereal, honey and
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    cracked wheat or bulgur, grain cereal, honey, dark brown sugar, boiling water, whole wheat bread flour, flour, instant yeast, warm water, softened butter, olive oil, salt, dark raisins , soaked in hot water and drained, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds
    4 hour , 16 ingredients
  • Christmas Goose
    butter, carrot (shredded ), celery (diced ) and
    12 More
    butter, carrot (shredded ), celery (diced ), onion (finely chopped ), apple (peeled, cored and chopped ), garlic cloves (finely chopped ), veal stock or 1 cup low sodium chicken broth, dry white wine, fresh parsley (chopped ), dried rosemary, dried thyme, bay leaves, salt (i use sea ), cracked pepper, whole wild goose
    2 hour 25 min, 15 ingredients
  • Christmas Prime Rib
    prime ribs (no bones), sea salt, fresh cracked pepper and
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    prime ribs (no bones), sea salt, fresh cracked pepper, garlic
    3 hour 20 min, 4 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Cracked Black Pepper Garnish Cracked Black Pepper Garnish
    cracked black pepper, freshly squeezed lemon juice and
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    cracked black pepper, freshly squeezed lemon juice, olive oil, salt
    4 ingredients
  • Cracked Black Pepper Garnish Cracked Black Pepper Garnish
    cracked black pepper, freshly squeezed lemon juice and
    2 More
    cracked black pepper, freshly squeezed lemon juice, olive oil, salt
    4 ingredients
  • Cracked Black Pepper Garnish Cracked Black Pepper Garnish
    cracked black pepper, freshly squeezed lemon juice and
    2 More
    cracked black pepper, freshly squeezed lemon juice, olive oil, salt
    4 ingredients
  • Christmas Cobb Salad (Aaron McCargo, Jr.) Christmas Cobb Salad (Aaron McCargo, Jr.)
    maple syrup, brown sugar, apple cider and
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    maple syrup, brown sugar, apple cider, ham steak , fully cooked, large dice, bow tie pasta, cooked, minced sweet gherkins, bibb lettuce, sliced red onion, diced gouda, marinated green beans , recipe follows, chopped fresh parsley leaves, vinaigrette , recipe follows, green beans, trimmed, cut in thirds, minced garlic, red pepper flakes, extra-virgin olive oil, white wine vinegar, salt, cracked black pepper, dijon mustard, sherry vinegar, olive oil, shallot, small dice, chopped fresh thyme leaves, salt, cracked black pepper
    45 min, 27 ingredients
  • Christmas Salad Christmas Salad
    fresh spinach or 3 heads butter lettuce and
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    fresh spinach or 3 heads butter lettuce, jicama, peeled and cut in spears, navel oranges or tangerines, peeled, seeded and sliced, bermuda onion, sliced very thin, seeds from 1 pomegranate (about 1 cup) i use 2, toasted walnuts, dressing, lime or lemon juice, chopped cilantro, salt, extra virgin olive oil, ground pasilla (or cayenne) pepper, garlic, fresh cracked black pepper to taste
    30 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Croutons Christmas Croutons
    white bread slices, butter, melted, cracked pepper
    10 min, 4 ingredients




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