24135 spicy christmas pickles Recipes

whole dill pickles (i use vlasic), head garlic, peeled, granulated sugar, tabasco sauce (regular), liquid red food coloring (coloring is optional) or 1 (1 oz) bottle liquid green food coloring (coloring is optional)

pickling cucumbers, water, distilled white vinegar, coarsely chopped fresh dill, sugar, garlic cloves, chopped, coarse salt, pickling spice, dill seeds, dried crushed red pepper

dill pickles, hot pepper sauce (e.g. tabasco), garlic, chopped, white sugar

pickling cucumbers (about 3-4 inches long), water (use distilled bottled room temperature ), white vinegar, chopped fresh dill weed, white sugar, garlic cloves, coarsely chopped, coarse pickling salt, pickling spices, dill seeds, dried red pepper flakes (or to taste), fresh dill weed

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

peanut oil for frying , or as needed, dill pickle slices, drained, italian seasoned bread crumbs, cayenne pepper, black pepper, garlic powder, eggs, beaten, ranch dressing

yukon gold potatoes , well scrubbed and quartered, salt, mayonnaise, sour cream, buttermilk, dijon mustard, spicy dill pickle juice, from recipe below, minced garlic, chopped fresh dill, ground black pepper, cayenne, hard boiled eggs, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch pieces, chopped spicy dill pickles , recipe follows, chopped red onions, pickling cucumbers (kirbys), each between 3 and 4-inches long, fresh dill, yellow onion, peeled and thinly sliced, garlic, peeled and crushed, dried small red chili peppers, black peppercorns, water, apple cider vinegar, pickling salt, granulated sugar

yukon gold potatoes , well scrubbed and quartered, salt, mayonnaise, sour cream, buttermilk, dijon mustard, spicy dill pickle juice, minced garlic, chopped fresh dill, ground black pepper, cayenne, hard boiled eggs, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch pieces, chopped spicy dill pickles, chopped red onions

pickling cucumbers (kirbys), each between 3 and 4-inches long, fresh dill, yellow onion, peeled and thinly sliced, garlic, peeled and crushed, dried small red chili peppers, black peppercorns, water, apple cider vinegar, pickling salt, granulated sugar

pickling cucumbers, sterilized wide mouth jars, lids, and rings, water, apple cider vinegar, pickling salt, grape leaves (2 per jar), fresh garlic cloves, peeled (2-3 per jar), fresh jalapeno peppers (4-5 per jar, use more or less to adjust spiciness), alum (1/8 tsp per jar), heads dill weed (1 head per jar)

approx. 1.5 - 2 lb baked ham , chooped, jalapeno peppers, seeded and chopped, stalks of celery, chopped , including the leaves, spring onions , both ends, sliced and chopped, green pepper, seeded and chopped, mayonnaise to taste, brown mustard, spicy sweet pickles, chopped, black pepper , 1 tsp, dried parsley , 1 tbsp - fresh might be better

asparagus spears, white vinegar, water, kosher or pickling salt, garlic, peeled and lightly crushed, fronds of dill, red pepper flakes (to taste)

sized cucumbers, water, alum, vinegar, sugar, pickling spices, cinnamon (for red pickles only)

spicy v8 vegetable juice or 6 cups spicy vegetable juice, vodka, prepared horseradish, fresh lemon juice (not the bottled stuff), balsamic vinegar, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, red pepper flakes, kosher salt (optional), celery seed (optional), lemon wedge (optional), pickled giardiniera (optional)

spicy v8 vegetable juice or 6 cups spicy vegetable juice, vodka, prepared horseradish, fresh lemon juice (not the bottled stuff), balsamic vinegar, worcestershire sauce, celery salt, red pepper flakes, kosher salt (optional), celery seed (optional), lemon wedge (optional), pickled giardiniera (optional)

cucumbers , after slicing, salt, white vinegar, sugar, celery seed, mustard seeds, whole mixed pickling spices, alum, sugar

whole sour dill pickle, sliced jalapenos, sugar, garlic cloves (must be fresh)

mayonnaise, minced garlic, lemon juice, dill pickle slices, vegetable oil (approximately 1/2-inch in a saute pan (i like my cast iron for this, but use whatever you have), flour, cayenne pepper (go easy if you don tsp want too much spice), kosher salt, ground black pepper, panko breadcrumbs (put in the mini food processor to grind up slightly), eggs, beaten