38 silly saw Recipes

meaty veal knuckles , sawed into 2-inch pieces, onion stuck with 2 cloves, leeks , halved lengthwise and washed well, carrot, rib of celery, halved, salt, chicken giblets (excluding the livers), chopped, or thechopped carcass of a raw or cooked chicken

refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, process american cheese, garlic powder , to taste, butter-flavored cooking spray (optional)

ground beef, cooked and drained, veg-all, mild rotel, kidney bean, vegetable juice or 22 oz, minestrone soup, uncooked pasta

tvp granules, milk, warmed, canola oil, egg, brown sugar, whole wheat flour, all-purpose flour, baking powder, chocolate hempshake powder, salt, honey-roasted soy nuts (or peanuts, if you like)

veal or beef bones, sawed into 2-inch pieces, stew beef, cut into 1 1/2-inch cubes, unpeeled onions, quartered, carrots, halved, ribs of celery, halved, unpeeled garlic cloves, parsley sprigs, salt, dried thyme, crumbled, bay leaf

spicy brown mustard (that little bit at the bottom of the squeeze bottle that just sits there because someone opens a new), honey

soup bones , bare rendering, sawed in 2 inch pieces, carrot, unpeeled and chopped, yellow onions, unpeeled and chopped, head celery, chopped

frozen fruit , drink concentrate (limeade, fruit punch, grape juice, etc.), club soda, crushed ice

extra virgin olive oil, lemon juice, egg, garlic clove, finely minced, salt, cracked pepper, raw sugar, anchovy paste (or 1 anchovy fillet, minced), head romaine lettuce , torn, head butter lettuce , torn, canned tuna, drained and flaked (i like trader joe s brand of tuna), imported parmesan cheese, red onion, peeled and cut into crescents (my addition), garlic-flavored croutons

meaty shanks , sawed into 1-inch pieces, onions, chopped coarse, carrot, chopped coarse, ribs of celery, chopped coarse, salt, a 7-lb chicken , halved lengthwise and the giblets (excluding the liver) chopped, chives, cut into 2-inch pieces, for garnish, cool liquid stock, fat removed, crushed shells of 4 large eggs, egg whites, beaten lightly, scallions, chopped, all-purpose flour, chicken or beef broth, eggs, unsalted butter, melted and cooled, salt, minced fresh parsley leaves or a mixture of other minced fresh herbs, such as chives, coriander, or tarragon, melted unsalted butter for brushing the pan

dried spaghetti (whole wheat for better nutrition), egg substitute, parmesan cheese, finely shredded, frozen chopped spinach, thawed, ground turkey or 3/4 lb lean ground beef, onion, chopped, spaghetti sauce, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese (3 oz), bell pepper (green, red, or yellow )

by 2-inch) round layers sponge cake , recipe follows, by 2-inch) round layers sponge cake , recipe follows, by 2-inch) round layers sponge cake , recipe follows, cardboard cake round, cardboard cake round, cardboard cake round, thick long wooden dowels, saw, buttercream , recipe follows, marzipan flowers, fresh flowers, fruit, cake decorations, colored buttercream in pastry bags with assorted tips, this recipe will need to be made twice, each time you will bake 1 (12 by 2-inch) layer, 1 (9 by 2-inch) layer and 1 (6 by 2-inch layer. do not double this recipe -- make it twice, separately., flour, salt, eggs, separated, sugar, butter, melted and cooled, vanilla extract, sugar, water, egg whites, salt, butter, softened to room temperature and cut into pieces, vanilla

pork marrow bones , sawed into 2-inch pieces, tomato paste, chopped onions, chopped carrots, chopped celery, dry red wine, bouquet garni, salt and pepper, water, olive oil, pork shoulder , cut into 1 inch pieces, essence, chopped onions, fresh hominy, peeled, seeded, and chopped plum tomatoes, minced garlic, crushed red peppers, cumin, pork stock, chopped fresh cilantro, salt and pepper, chiffonade green leaf lettuce, julienned radish, julienned onions, grated monterey jack, chiffonade fresh cilantro, paprika, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried leaf oregano, dried thyme

venison marrow bones , sawed into 2-inch pieces, tomato paste, chopped onions, chopped celery, chopped carrots, claret wine, peppercorns, garlic cloves, peeled, bay leaves, dried leaf thyme, water

bulk pork sausage (hot or mild ), flour (or more depending on how much you make), milk, salt and pepper to taste

corn tortillas, ground chuck, water, chili powder, salt, kidney beans, drained, no-salt-added stewed tomatoes, undrained, tomatoes, halved, shredded reduced-fat sharp cheddar cheese

green apples (peeled and chopped ), snickers candy bars (frozen and then chopped up), cream