126593 red christmas cupcakes Recipes

cupcakes, chocolate coins (or flat circles), chocolate pieces, icing sugar, butter, water, marshmallows, chocolate sticks, black icing, green icing, red icing

yellow cake mix, unsweetened baking cocoa, eggs, vegetable oil, buttermilk, decorating paste red food coloring, butter, cream cheese, vanilla, heavy whipping cream, powdered sugar, decorating paste green food coloring, white sanding sugar, red sanding sugar

red beets (3 medium), scrubbed, cake flour, baking powder, kosher or fine sea salt, ground cinnamon, granulated sugar, eggs, beaten to blend, canola oil, vanilla extract, unsalted butter, at room temperature, powdered sugar, pure orange oil*, such as boyajian brand , or zest of 1 large orange, vanilla extract

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, at room temperature, vanilla, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, whole milk, red bull energy drink (sugar-free not recommended), butter, softened, powdered sugar, red bull energy drink

layer size) red velvet cake mix, jell-o chocolate instant pudding, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, butter or margarine, softened, powdered sugar, thawed cool whip whipped topping, white chocolate , shaved into curls

cake flour (about 2 cups), salt, baking soda, baking powder, unsweetened cocoa, butter, softened, sugar, egg yolks, vanilla extract, whole buttermilk, egg whites, cream of tartar, baking spray with flour, butter, less-fat cream cheese, powdered sugar, vanilla extract, salt, red food color paste

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa, salt, buttermilk, white vinegar, baking soda, white chocolate-amaretto frosting, garnishes: white chocolate snowflakes , red candy sprinkles

layer size) red velvet cake mix, jell-o chocolate instant pudding, philadelphia cream cheese, softened, butter or margarine, softened, powdered sugar (about 4 cups), thawed cool whip whipped topping, white chocolate , shaved into curls

cupcakes, coconut flour, natural, unsweetened cocoa powder, salt, baking soda, eggs, egg whites, melt organic buttery spread, melted over low heat, low fat buttermilk, erythritol , such as now foods, vanilla stevia extract, drops red gel food coloring, reduced-fat cream cheese, room temperature, melt organic buttery spread, erythritol, powdered, drops vanilla stevia , or to taste

red velvet cake mix, chocolate instant pudding, cream cheese, softened (not whipped), powdered sugar (confectioners, about 4 cups), unsalted butter, softened, vanilla extract, divided, topping (home made or cool whip, both work fine)

all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder , such as pernigotti, baking powder, baking soda, kosher salt, buttermilk , shaken, white vinegar, pure vanilla extract, unsalted butter, at room temperature, sugar, extra-large eggs, at room temperature, red velvet frosting , recipe follows, cream cheese, at room temperature, unsalted butter, at room temperature, pure vanilla extract, sugar (3/4 lb)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cake flour, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder or 1/2 tsp cream of tartar, salt, buttermilk, vinegar, vanilla, red food coloring paste, sugar, butter, eggs

flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking soda, salt, butter, softened, sugar, eggs, sour cream, milk, mccormick red food coloring, mccormick pure vanilla extract, vanilla cream cheese frosting

red skin infused vodka, raspberry juice, plain flour (all purpose), brown sugar, unsweetened cocoa, baking powder, salt, boiling water, vegetable oil, apple cider vinegar, vanilla

red velvet cake mix, eggs (or double how many it says on the box), oil (or double how much it says on the box), water (or double how much it says on the box), cream cheese, powdered sugar, milk, candy sprinkles (optional)

all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, fine salt, unsalted butter, at room temperature, sugar, eggs, at room temperature, red gel paste food coloring (see cook s note), pure vanilla extract, sour cream, at room temperature, white vinegar, baking soda, red, pink and white miniature nonpareils, for sprinkling, egg whites, sugar, cream of tartar, fine salt, pure vanilla extract, drops pure almond extract, equipment: standard 12 (1/2 cup) muffin tin

store-bought red velvet cupcakes, vanilla ice cream, blueberry sorbet, cold heavy cream, sugar