118 pendejo foolproof Recipes

adobo seasoning (not the sauce.), worcestershire sauce, boneless skinless chicken breast halves, trimmed of fat, rinsed and patted dry, and cut into 1 1/2 inch chunks, olive oil, unsalted butter, yellow onion, halved and thinly sliced, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, light beer, sliced mushrooms

chicken wings , cut apart at joints, wing tips discarded, rosemary, whole head garlic, separated into cloves - cloves unpeeled and quartered, olive oil , or as needed, lemon pepper, seasoned salt , or to taste

semi-sweet chocolate chips, eagle brand sweetened condensed milk, salt, chopped nuts (optional), vanilla extract

boneless beef sirloin steak or beef top round steak, vegetable oil, broccoli flowerets, onion, cut into wedges, garlic powder, condensed cream of broccoli soup or campbell s condensed 98% fat free cream of broccoli soup, water, soy sauce, hot cooked egg noodles

semisweet chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, coarsely chopped walnuts, vanilla extract

egg yolks, lemon juice, cayenne pepper, butter, salt to taste

cold water, sugar, kosher salt, chicken parts with skin and bones, fresh lime juice plus 4 limes, halved crosswise, asian fish sauce, garlic clove, minced, chopped fresh mint, chopped fresh cilantro, dried hot red pepper flakes, vegetable oil, garnish: fresh mint and cilantro

ground cumin, chili powder, paprika, garlic powder, salt & fresh ground pepper, pork baby back ribs, barbecue sauce

standing rib roast, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, garlic powder

margarine, eggs, vanilla, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, mashed bananas (about 5 bananas), flour, salt

plain yogurt, milk (skim, regular or butter ), unbleached flour

semi-sweet chocolate chips (use a fairly good quality chip), sweetened condensed milk, walnuts, vanilla extract

semi-sweet chocolate chips (preferably nestle s), unsweetened chocolate (optional), eagle brand condensed milk, salt, chopped nuts (toasted if desired or more to taste, preferably lots more), vanilla extract

all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, oil or 3 tbsp shortening or 3 tbsp butter, dry yeast (2 litre/4 tsp), lukewarm water

unbleached all-purpose flour (12 1/2 oz), table salt, sugar, cold unsalted butter , cut into 1/4-inch slices (1 1/2 sticks), chilled vegetable shortening, cut into 4 pieces, vodka, cold, cold water