61293 melt your mouth christmas Recipes

white sugar, egg, honey, lemon extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt

melt-in-your-mouth cookies recipe, salted butter, real vanilla extract, brewed espresso coffee, heaping tbsp confectioners sugar , sifted, all-purpose flour , sifted, sea salt, toasted pine nuts, coarsely chopped, sugar

all-purpose flour, milk, eggs, butter, melted, white sugar, vanilla extract (optional), milk, cooking spray (such as pam )

butter, sugar, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, cornstarch, sugar, melted butter, vanilla extract, milk

flour (1 cup), oat flour (none ), whole wheat flour, sugar (1/2 cup), baking soda, egg, egg white (two eggs total), low-fat plain yogurt, smart balance butter spread, melted (1/4 cup butter), vanilla, strawberry, chopped

eggs, whole milk, butter, flour, salt, sugar, cornstarch, salt, eggs, whole milk, real vanilla, butter, melted, chocolate syrup (i use hersey s)

butter, powdered sugar, vanilla, flour, cornstarch, powdered sugar, melted butter, vanilla, milk

cinnamon raisin bread (cubed ), sweetened condensed milk, half and milk, vanilla, eggs, butter (melted ), salt, sugar

sugar, flour, salt, lemon juice, grated lemons , rind of (approx. 5 tbsp), egg yolks, milk, melted butter, egg whites

unsalted butter (softened ), sugar, egg, vanilla (pure if you can), salt, baking soda, flour, sour cream, butter, melted, powdered sugar, almond extract (pure if you can), cream (or milk or half and half, but works the best)

self-rising flour, baking soda, salt, sugar, cold unsalted butter cut into small dime size pieces, buttermilk, heavy cream, all purpose flour for dredging, unsalted butter melted to brush on top

dark chocolate, butter, sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla essence, golden syrup, plain flour, baking powder, cocoa powder, snicker bars,cut in small squares, chocolate fudge frosting, dark chocolate, butter, level tsp golden syrup, white chocolate,melted

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cube steaks (about 4 pieces) or 1 lb round steak, beef gravy (beef, mushroom beef, herbed beef, mushroom...mix and match to your liking) or 3 (3/4 oz) envelopes mushroom gravy (beef, mushroom beef, herbed beef, mushroom...mix and match to your liking), water, onion, sliced (optional), sliced mushrooms (optional), white potatoes, peeled and quartered (optional)

dry beans , your choice of pinto or lima (baby or large) i use the camellia brand, yellow onions ( chopped or diced ), also add 1 -2 cups of green onions (chopped), i use the green onions along with the yellow onions, jalepeno peppers, seasoning meat (your choice of bacon, smoked pork, ham, ham hock , salt meat or a pork chop), seasoning ( i use natures seasoning ), sugar or splenda (can use more , depends on your taste), parlsey, black pepper (to your taste ), salt (to your taste).. add towards the end of the cooking process), garlic powder (to your taste ), jalepenos slices (optional), a pinch of cayenne pepper (optional), you dont want your beans to hot to the taste or too sweet , so keep taste tasting your beans

powdered sugar, butter or margarine, egg, vanilla extract, almond extract, flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, icing, powdered sugar, butter or margarine, egg white, salt, almond extract, sprinkles (optional), instead of doing the icing - before baking make a small holiday cutout in the center of your cookie (i.e. a star or christmas tree) and place 1 life saver in the cutout

nonstick cooking spray (pam ), all-purpose flour, wondra flour (in a cardboard can by the flour), baking powder, baking soda, salt, sugar, shortening or 3 tbsp lard, buttermilk, heavy cream, all-purpose flour (for shaping), melted butter

self-rising flour, sugar, baking soda, eggs, sour cream, butter, melted, milk