2037 lunch drinks Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

ham (lunch meat), carrot, yellow cheese, green grapes, m &, grape kool-aid

dry milk (i use dry whole milk because if i m drinking these, i need the extra fat and calories...no fat milk works just fine, here, though and keeps it healthier for most people), powdered sugar, malted milk powder, cocoa, vanilla bean, split and scraped, dry, no heat required thickening agent (sold in most pharmacies), powdered vitamin supplement , dry protein supplement, fiber etc. just follow the package recommendations and add enough for about 35 doses .

cranberry juice or 3 oz fruit punch, gatorade sports drink (blue ), sugar free 7-up or 3 oz sprite, ice cube , fill glass to the top with cubes

nonfat dry milk powder, granulated sugar, powdered coffee creamer (coffeemate or cremora), instant coffee granules, instant chocolate drink mix , nestle quik, vanilla instant pudding mix

instant chocolate drink mix (nestle quik is best), nonfat dry milk powder, water

whole milk, half-and-half, nestle carnation breakfast powdered drink mix

hot skim milk or 1 cup steamed skim milk, instant breakfast drink mix (classic french vanilla or rich milk chocolate flavor), ground ginger, ground cinnamon

table sugar, table salt, unsweetened kool-aid powdered drink mix (or other drink mix), water , for mixing

sugar, powdered coffee creamer, dry milk, powdered sugar, orange drink mix, marshmallow (orange and white)

wheat beer (regular beer bottle), cola (regular soda can), drinking glass (tall beer glass, wheat beer glass)

carnation malt chocolate instant breakfast drink mix, instant coffee granules, skim milk, hot

skim milk, rum extract, pineapple chunk, vanilla instant breakfast drink mix, ice cubes

sugar, orange juice, unsweetened flavored drink mix (kool-aid, wylers-any will do), salt, water