1309 lunch diet Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

eggs, nonfat milk, sliced smoked lunch meat ham, chopped, green onion, thinly sliced, black pepper, shredded reduced-fat cheddar cheese

cake mix (dark or light colored cake), diet soda (dark for dark cakes. light for light colored cakes.), nonfat milk, fat-free cool whip, fat-free sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix (mix and match with your cake.)

boneless chicken breasts, ketchup, diet cola, pepper, garlic powder

chicken breasts, ketchup, diet cola (i hear diet orange soda works well also)

diet lemon gelatin, salt, water, vinegar, green onion, chopped, flaked crabmeat or 1/2 cup shrimp, celery, chopped, green pepper, chopped

diet sprite or 12 oz diet 7-up, fruit juice, ice cube (optional)

all purpose flour, whole wheat flour, sugar, cocoa powder, cornstarch, baking soda, baking powder, salt, diet soda

chocolate cake mix, diet coke, fat-free cool whip, fat free chocolate pudding mix