14758 jack horner christmas Recipes

  • Little Jack Horner's Christmas Chicken, Fruit and Stuffing Pie!
    olive oil, onion, peeled and finely chopped and
    13 More
    olive oil, onion, peeled and finely chopped, smoked streaky bacon, chopped or, 50 g smoked lardons, pork sausage or 500 g skinned s, lemon , zest of, grated, orange , zest of, grated, fresh brown breadcrumbs, ready-to-eat dried apricots, chopped, fresh cooked peeled chestnuts or 50 g canned chestnuts or 50 g vacuum-packed chestnuts, chopped, chopped fresh thyme or 1 tsp dried thyme, fresh cranberries or 100 g frozen cranberries, boneless skinless chicken breasts, salt and pepper, ready-made shortcrust pastry or 500 g home-made shortcrust pastry, beaten egg , to glaze
    31 min, 15 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Jack Daniel's Lynchburg Lemonade
    jack daniels whiskey, cointreau liqueur and
    4 More
    jack daniels whiskey, cointreau liqueur, sugar syrup (gomme), fresh lemon juice, soda water, lemon (to garnish )
    5 min, 6 ingredients
  • Jack Frost
    jack daniels whiskey, drambuie, grenadine and
    2 More
    jack daniels whiskey, drambuie, grenadine, prepared sweet-and-sour mix, orange juice
    2 min, 5 ingredients
  • Jack Crevalle (Or Other Fish) Fish Tacos
    jack fish (also known as jack crevalle) and
    7 More
    jack fish (also known as jack crevalle), buttermilk (or milk with a tbsp of white vinegar), tortilla (flour or corn), jalapeno, chopped, onion, chopped, tomato, chopped, lettuce, chopped, salsa (of choice regular, papaya, mango, whatever you prefer)
    30 min, 8 ingredients
  • Jack Daniels Banana Raisin Bread
    jack daniel's whiskey, raisins, ap flour, salt and
    7 More
    jack daniel s whiskey, raisins, ap flour, salt, baking soda, sugar, butter, eggs, bananas, sliced thin, vanilla, pecans or walnuts
    11 ingredients
  • Jack Horner Prune Cake
    prune, pitted and cut up, boiling water, flour, sugar and
    7 More
    prune, pitted and cut up, boiling water, flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, salad oil, chopped nuts (i use pecans)
    3 hour 20 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Green Chile Egg Casserole
    butter, cottage cheese, shredded monterey jack cheese and
    5 More
    butter, cottage cheese, shredded monterey jack cheese, diced green chiles, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt
    1 hour 15 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas Egg Puff
    butter or margarine, eggs, all-purpose flour and
    3 More
    butter or margarine, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, cottage cheese, shredded monterey jack cheese
    40 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
    2 More
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
    13 More
    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Jack Daniel's Grilled Chuck Roast Jack Daniel's Grilled Chuck Roast
    jack daniel whiskey, brown sugar , firmly packed and
    6 More
    jack daniel whiskey, brown sugar , firmly packed, soy sauce, water, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, garlic powder, chuck roast
    45 min, 8 ingredients
  • Jack Daniel's Thai Pork Chops Jack Daniel's Thai Pork Chops
    jack daniels whiskey, peanut oil, oyster sauce and
    5 More
    jack daniels whiskey, peanut oil, oyster sauce, minced garlic, soy sauce, water, black pepper, boneless pork chops (approx 1/2 lb each)
    25 min, 8 ingredients
  • Jack Daniel's Cactus Kicker Jack Daniel's Cactus Kicker
    jack daniels whiskey, pepe lopez tequila and
    2 More
    jack daniels whiskey, pepe lopez tequila, prepared sweet-and-sour mix, sprite
    5 min, 4 ingredients
  • Jack Daniels BBQ Glaze Jack Daniels BBQ Glaze
    jack daniels whiskey, dark brown sugar , packed, ketchup and
    6 More
    jack daniels whiskey, dark brown sugar , packed, ketchup, worcestershire sauce, cider vinegar, lemon juice, garlic cloves, minced, dry mustard, salt and pepper
    10 min, 9 ingredients
  • Jack Daniel's Chocolate Ice Cream Jack Daniel's Chocolate Ice Cream
    jack daniel whiskey, semisweet chocolate, chopped and
    5 More
    jack daniel whiskey, semisweet chocolate, chopped, cocoa powder, sugar, heavy whipping cream, half-and-half, eggs, room temperature
    1 hour 8 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Spaghetti Christmas Spaghetti
    olive oil, basil leaves, spaghetti, butter and
    6 More
    olive oil, basil leaves, spaghetti, butter, garlic herb butter, cut into 1-tsp chunks, evaporated milk, american cheese, shredded, red bell peppers, chopped, salt, shredded monterey jack cheese
    1 hour 15 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas Morning Casserole at the Farmhouse Christmas Morning Casserole at the Farmhouse
    frozen hash browns, thawed, shredded monterey jack cheese and
    5 More
    frozen hash browns, thawed, shredded monterey jack cheese, diced cooked ham (or more for a main dish meal), eggs, milk, dry mustard (we use more than this), salt
    11 min, 7 ingredients




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