10 his sauce Recipes

liquid honey, soy sauce, pecans, finely chopped, boneless skinless chicken breasts (1 1/2 lb), salt, black pepper

self raising flour, salt (a pinch), caster sugar, lemon rind (grated ), butter (melted and mix in milk and vanilla), vanilla extract (or essence), milk (i used hi-low), sugar (could possibly cut this by half), lemon rind (grated ), water (boiling ), lemon juice (about 2 lemons)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

ground chicken or 2 1/4 lbs turkey, dark hi-quality soy sauce, dark brown sugar, freshly crushed garlic or 1 tsp garlic powder, ketchup, oregano, cumin powder, salt and hot pepper or black pepper, as desired

chopped onion, minced garlic, paprika, dried basil, salt, dried oregano, black pepper, fennel seed, crushed, crushed tomatoes in puree, whole tomatoes, undrained, worcestershire sauce, chopped fresh parsley, sugar, lean ground beef (his recipe calls for ground turkey), fresh breadcrumb, chopped onion, grated parmesan cheese, fresh parsley, minced garlic, egg whites , beated till frothy, salt, dried oregano, dried basil, black pepper, nonstick olive oil flavored cooking spray

in a 6 quart slow cooker, beef cut into bite size pieces, onions chopped, carrots, sliced in chunks, yellow corn, pink beans or beans of your choice, drained, frozen sugar snap peas ( they make a big difference in taste), baby peas, string beans, potatoes, white cut into bite size pieces, tomatoe sauce, fire roasted tomatoes , cut into pieces, beef broth , ( for gluten free swanson s is ok), parsley, salt and pepper, garlic powder

rump steak (i prefer organic rib or top sirloin from whole foods) or 4 lbs chuck (i prefer organic rib or top sirloin from whole foods) or 4 lbs arm roast (i prefer organic rib or top sirloin from whole foods) or 4 lbs rib roast (i prefer organic rib or top sirloin from whole foods) or 4 lbs top sirloin steaks (i prefer organic rib or top sirloin from whole foods), potatoes, halved, baby potatoes (i prefer organic amandine), white pearl onion, shiitake mushroom, thinly sliced, baby carrots, green chili peppers, sliced in 1/4 in. strips . (use medium or hot roasted new mexico chilies. if you have access to roasted hatch green chilies-use the), yellow bell pepper, coarsely chopped, orange bell peppers or 1 red bell pepper, coarsely chopped, garlic cloves, finely minced, water, beef stock, cream of mushroom soup, cream of broccoli soup, roasted tomato salsa (medium or hot roasted corn salsa), dry onion soup mix, dry mushroom gravy mix, red burgundy wine (highly recommend the 2002 joseph drouhin, bourgogne vero-remainder serve chilled with the meal), mild horseradish, worcestershire sauce, cracked pepper, salt, habanero salt or 1/2 tsp seasoning salt, thyme, paprika, blue cheese, crumbled (maytag blue cheese if available)

ground beef, tomato sauce, kidney beans, with liquid, pinto beans, with liquid, diced onion, diced green chili pepper, diced celery, tomatoes, chopped, cumin powder, chili powder, black pepper, salt, water