23 granny dinner Recipes

firm tofu , cut into 1/2-in. slices, grapeseed or vegetable oil, divided, cornstarch, furikake* (japanese sesame and seaweed blend) or untoasted black and white sesame seeds, celery stalk, tart green apple , such as granny smith, radishes, asian chili garlic sauce, rice vinegar, qts. loosely packed baby spinach, kosher salt

granny smith apple, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, butter, melted, apple juice, sugar, cinnamon

refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, flour, apples (granny smiths), sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, butter, melted, powdered sugar, milk

havarti cheese, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, granny smith apples

rhodes dinner rolls, thawed to room temperature, brown sugar, cinnamon, divided, salt, chopped pecans, granny smith apples, peeled and chopped, butter, softened, butter, melted, sugar, vanilla ice cream , if desired

cream cheese, softened, powdered sugar, egg, pecans, chopped, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, granny smith apples, peeled, cored, and sliced, sugar, cinnamon, maple syrup

refrigerated crescent dinner rolls (8 oz each), granny smith apples, peeled, sugar, butter, mountain dew soda, ground cinnamon, vanilla ice cream

ground cinnamon, sugar, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, apples, peeled, cored, cut into 8 wedges (golden delicious or granny smith), butter, melted or 3 tbsp margarine, orange juice or 1/4 cup water

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

peeled, finely chopped apples (granny smith!!), sugar, all purpose flour, cinnamon, nutmeg , if desired, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, powdered sugar, water

pillsbury refrigerated crescent dinner rolls (the croissant kind), granny smith apple, peeled, cored and cut into 8 wedges, butter, dark brown sugar (or light brown sugar), cinnamon, mountain dew soda

kielbasa (i use turkey), sauerkraut, sliced potatoes, mcintosh apples or 1 large granny smith apple, onion, caraway seeds

cottage roll, potatoes, white, small, halved, sweet potato , large, cut into 4 sections and halved, onion, sweet, large, quartered, carrots , large, 2 inch slices, parsnips , large, 2 inch slices, apple , granny smith, sliced, turnip , 2 inch pieces, rutabaga, quartered , small, bay leaves, black peppercorns, whole (not crushed ), salt, apple cider (not hard ), water, cabbage, large, coarsely sliced into strips, sugar , brown, mustard, yellow

flour, sugar, boiling water, oil, egg, fresh yeast cakes or 1 dry yeast, water, salt, water, cold

granny smith apples, peeled, cored, and cut into 4 pieces each, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, sugar, cinnamon (to taste), margarine or 1/2 cup butter, sprite or 1 (10 oz) can 7-up soda

granny smith apples, pillsbury refrigerated crescent dinner rolls (big and flakey), sugar, butter, cinnamon, mountain dew soda (soft drink)

jiffy cornbread mix, butter, cottage cheese, frozen broccoli, eggs

brioche bread or 8 small buttery dinner rolls, split crosswise, unsalted butter, softened (truffle butter is what chef paley used but it was not feasible!), mayonnaise, minced red onion, chopped flat leaf parsley, fresh lime juice, granny smith apple , quartered lengthwise cored and thinly sliced crosswise, hot sauce, salt & freshly ground black pepper, lump crabmeat , picked over, shredded gruyere cheese