7828 diet breakfast drinks Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

hot skim milk or 1 cup steamed skim milk, instant breakfast drink mix (classic french vanilla or rich milk chocolate flavor), ground ginger, ground cinnamon

water, milk, orange breakfast drink mix, sugar, vanilla extract, ice cubes

breakfast corndogs, thx , my favorite things website, breakfast sausage links (about 12 oz), vegetable oil, for frying, candy-apple craft sticks, fine- or medium-ground yellow cornmeal, all-purpose flour, baking powder, fine salt, whole milk, eggs, maple syrup, plus more for dipping, granulated sugar

frozen blueberries, spirulina, nonfat plain yogurt, ground flax seeds, almond butter, soymilk

carnation malt chocolate instant breakfast drink mix, instant coffee granules, skim milk, hot

skim milk, rum extract, pineapple chunk, vanilla instant breakfast drink mix, ice cubes

frozen unsweetened strawberries, milk, plain yogurt, vanilla instant breakfast drink mix, honey

milk, instant breakfast drink mix, banana, chocolate syrup, peanut butter, honey, vanilla, egg (or substitute), ice cubes

strawberry kiwi juice (juicy juice 100% juice), strawberry instant breakfast drink, frozen berries (strawberries, raspberries and or or blueberries), ice cube

nonfat milk, vanilla instant breakfast drink mix, peach, peeled and sliced (fresh or frozen ), raspberry preserves

strawberries, ice cubes, skim milk, chocolate frozen yogurt, carnation chocolate instant breakfast drink mix

diet lemon gelatin, salt, water, vinegar, green onion, chopped, flaked crabmeat or 1/2 cup shrimp, celery, chopped, green pepper, chopped

breakfast sausage, cream cheese (reduced fat works well too!), rotel (i prefer the petite diced tomatoes)