42965 christmas tree cake wedges Recipes

sugar -and-spice cake, vanilla buttercream, kelly green icing color

white cake mix (regular size), sugar, heavy whipping cream , whipped, m & s brand chocolate candies (gu drops, peanut & s, gu balls, lifesavers, chocolate stars), foil star (2 inches), red cake candles (2-1/2 inches), optional, green colored sugar and fruit-flavored decorating candies, optional

chopped raisins, chopped candied cherry, chopped candied citron peel, sugar, boiling water, lemon juice, cake -and-pastry flour, sifted, double-acting baking powder, salt, sugar, shortening, grated fresh lemon rind, egg, lightly beaten, cream

cranberry sauce, whole, apple pie filling, yellow cake mix, butter (1 stick), almonds or 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped or 1/2 cup granola cereal

yellow cake mix (regular size), seedless strawberry jam, lollipop sticks, vanilla frosting, creamy peanut butter, canned chocolate fudge frosting, vanilla frosting , red paste food coloring and dark chocolate and candy cane-flavored kisses

eggs, separated, butter, softened, sugar, divided, dark rum, cake flour, baking powder, salt, coconut milk, heavy whipping cream, sugar, vanilla extract, seedless raspberry jam, flaked coconut, frosted christmas tree (see below ), porcelain snowman ornament, bubble bowl (about 6-inch opening)

flaked coconut (do not use frozen, it is too moist), powdered sugar, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, softened to room temp., light cream, almond extract (for even tastier trees use lemon or orange extract), chocolate-flavored candy coating, green sugar (optional if you didn tsp tint the coconut ), m iniature & baking bits or red cinna on candies

food cake mix (regular size), mint chocolate chips, butter, softened, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, peppermint extract, baking cocoa, green paste food coloring, candy-coated milk chocolate miniature kisses, chocolate stars, starburst candies

water, pistachio nuts, unsalted , undyed, apricot preserves, almond paste, room temperature, half-and-half, unsalted butter, room temperature, cake flour, cornstarch, dark rum, vanilla, lemon zest, grated, eggs, separated, room temperature, sugar, salt, unsalted butter, dark rum, light corn syrup, semisweet chocolate, coarsely chopped

almond paste , tightly packed (12 oz), half-and-half cream, butter, softened (12 tbsp), sugar, eggs, separated, vanilla extract, cake flour, cornstarch, apricot jam, divided warmed, seedless raspberry preserves, warmed, almonds, coarsely chopped . or 1 cup your favorite nuts, butter, dark rum, vanilla extract, rice syrup or 2 tbsp honey or 2 tbsp light corn syrup, semi-sweet chocolate chips

leftover christmas fruit cake (for the base), yoghurt-cheese (or cream cheese), yoghurt (or sour cream), brandy, sugar, eggs, nutmeg, vanilla essence, cornflour

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cake mix (chocolate, cherry, spice, banana, lemon of your choice), eggs, shortening, water, chopped nuts or 1/2 cup coconut or 1/2 cup dried cranberries or 1/2 cup raisins

philadelphia cream cheese, softened, butter or 1 cup margarine, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla, baking powder, salt, candied fruit or 1 cup raisins, cake flour (1/4 cup is for fruit), pecans or 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped

pointed sugar ice cream cones (not waffle cones), decorative candies , for tree decorations, powdered sugar, margarine, milk, vanilla extract

recipe chocolate cake, recipe chocolate-praline truffles, recipe praline almonds, chopped uncolored pistachios, divided, recipe white chocolate buttercream frosting, white chocolate, shaved, vanilla candy coating squares, white sparkling sugar

yellow cake mix with pudding (such as betty crocker), eggs, rum, water, vegetable oil, rum, water, white sugar, butter, sugar for sprinkling

butter, granulated sugar, eggs, separated, honey, sour cream, cake flour , sifted, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, raisins, walnuts, chopped