8681 christmas time jam Recipes

  • Christmas Time Jam
    cranberries, sugar, water (more or less as needed), butter and
    6 More
    cranberries, sugar, water (more or less as needed), butter, orange juice concentrate, fruit pectin (certo that is 1 envelope), orange peel, cinnamon, nutmeg
    35 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Jam-Filled Christmas Cookies
    walnut pieces, all-purpose flour, divided and
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    walnut pieces, all-purpose flour, divided, cold butter or 1/2 cup margarine, cut in chunks, icing sugar, almond extract, egg, seedless raspberry jam (or jam of your choice)
    33 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Time Cookies
    flour, baking powder, salt, shortening (part butter) and
    4 More
    flour, baking powder, salt, shortening (part butter), nutmeg, sugar, egg, milk
    20 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas Stars
    butter, softened, white sugar, egg, vanilla extract and
    5 More
    butter, softened, white sugar, egg, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, strawberry jam, green decorator sugar (optional)
    45 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Fruitcake
    mixed diced glaceed fruits, golden raisins, dark raisins and
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    mixed diced glaceed fruits, golden raisins, dark raisins, dried currants, halved glaceed red cherries plus additional for garnish, chopped glaceed angelica (available at specialty foods shops)plus additional for garnish, dark rum, all-purpose flour, double-acting baking powder, salt, freshly grated nutmeg, ground ginger, unsalted butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, blanched almonds, toasted lightly, cooled , and ground fine in an electric spiced grinder, chopped walnuts or pecans, apricot jam
    18 ingredients
  • Christmas Tree Shortbread
    unsalted butter, room temperature, powdered sugar and
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    unsalted butter, room temperature, powdered sugar, vanilla extract, almond extract, all purpose flour, salt, raspberry jam
    8 ingredients
  • Christmas Cake
    butter, soft brown sugar, plain flour and
    11 More
    butter, soft brown sugar, plain flour, gravy mix, powder (eg bisto), salt, nutmeg, mixed spice, eggs, mixed dried fruit (raisins, sultanas, currants, candied peel etc), glace cherries, brandy (or similar alcohol for feeding the cake) or sherry wine (or similar alcohol for feeding the cake) or whiskey (or similar alcohol for feeding the cake), marzipan , for covering it, apricot jam , for covering it, royal icing ( has the right proportions)
    4 hour 30 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Tree Sandwiches
    white and/or wheat bread, frozen and
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    white and/or wheat bread, frozen, christmas tree cookie cutter (about 3-1/2 inches), plastic drinking straw, creamy peanut butter, red or green jelly or jam, pastry bag or small heavy-duty resealable plastic bag
    10 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Sandwich Cookies
    butter, softened, sugar, milk and
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    butter, softened, sugar, milk, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, cornstarch, salt, raspberry jam, butter, softened, sugar, vanilla extract, quartered red candied cherries and star-shaped sprinkles
    45 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Elf Cake Pops
    yellow cake mix (regular size), seedless strawberry jam and
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    yellow cake mix (regular size), seedless strawberry jam, lollipop sticks, vanilla frosting, creamy peanut butter, canned chocolate fudge frosting, vanilla frosting , red paste food coloring and dark chocolate and candy cane-flavored kisses
    35 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Time Herring Salad Christmas Time Herring Salad
    herring , in wine sauce, bermuda onion, thinly sliced and
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    herring , in wine sauce, bermuda onion, thinly sliced, granny smith apple, peeled, cored, and chopped, dill pickle, chopped, sour cream, sugar, distilled white or wine vinegar, garnish: dill fronds , as desired, or chopped and sprinkled atop the salad
    8 ingredients
  • Christmas Time Coffee Cake Christmas Time Coffee Cake
    active dry yeast, warm water, buttermilk, eggs and
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    active dry yeast, warm water, buttermilk, eggs, gold medal flour, butter, sugar, baking powder, salt
    45 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Cookie Gems Christmas Cookie Gems
    butter, shortening, sugar, egg, vanilla extract and
    7 More
    butter, shortening, sugar, egg, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, baking soda, sour cream, chopped walnuts or 3/4 cup pecans, seedless strawberry jam or 1/3 cup raspberry jam
    20 min, 12 ingredients
  • Christmas Jam Cake Christmas Jam Cake
    sugar, shortening, eggs, buttermilk, jam, flour and
    12 More
    sugar, shortening, eggs, buttermilk, jam, flour, baking soda, chopped nuts (pecans or walnuts), chopped dates, raisins, coconut, apple, peeled & grated, sugar, flour, sweetened condensed milk, butter, coconut, vanilla extract
    16 min, 18 ingredients
  • Christmas Fruitcake With Fruit Filling Christmas Fruitcake With Fruit Filling
    butter, light brown sugar, eggs, whole wheat flour, nutmeg and
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    butter, light brown sugar, eggs, whole wheat flour, nutmeg, cinnamon, baking soda, baking powder, sour cream, unsweetened grape juice, cocoa , dissolved in, warm water, coffee, molasses, blackberry jam, oranges, peeled and cut up into small pieces, raisins, diced dates, chopped walnuts or 1 lb pecans, flour , to dredge fruit, sweet cream, flour, brown sugar, butter, diced fig, raisins
    3 hour , 26 ingredients




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