36444 christmas honey medianyky Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Cinnamon Spice Cookies
    honey, sugar, eggs, beaten, baking soda, cinnamon and
    9 More
    honey, sugar, eggs, beaten, baking soda, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, coriander, ground ginger, allspice, cardamom, fine white pepper, all-purpose flour, sugar, water
    40 min, 15 ingredients
  • Honey Cake
    honey (buckwheat is best), butter, brown sugar and
    8 More
    honey (buckwheat is best), butter, brown sugar, eggs, separated, flour, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, salt, sour cream, chopped walnuts (optional)
    1 hour , 11 ingredients
  • Honey Maid Honey Grahams
    honey maid honey graham crackers, salted butter, margarine and
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    honey maid honey graham crackers, salted butter, margarine, dark brown sugar, pecan pieces
    30 min, 5 ingredients
  • Honey Spelt Bread
    honey spelt bread, total time : 4 hrs and
    7 More
    honey spelt bread, total time : 4 hrs, whole-wheat spelt flour, plus more for dusting, fine sea salt, active dry yeast, cool (70o) water, honey, hour stand time, minute cool time
    35 min, 9 ingredients
  • Ukrainian Christmas Honey Cookies Medianyky Ukrainian Christmas Honey Cookies Medianyky
    flour, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, powdered sugar and
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    flour, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, powdered sugar, baking powder, extra large eggs, honey, chopped orange rind, egg, beaten with a little water for glaze, blanched almonds (without peel ), coarse sugar crystals
    35 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fritters (Struffoli) Christmas Honey Fritters (Struffoli)
    all-purpose flour, eggs, egg yolk, grated zest of 2 lemons and
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    all-purpose flour, eggs, egg yolk, grated zest of 2 lemons, juice of 1 lemon, grated zest of 1 orange, salt, limoncello or grand marnier, extra-virgin olive oil, for deep-frying, honey, sugar , for dusting
    11 ingredients
  • Lebkuchen (German Christmas Honey Cookies) Lebkuchen (German Christmas Honey Cookies)
    honey, molasses, brown sugar, egg, lemon juice and
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    honey, molasses, brown sugar, egg, lemon juice, lemon rind, grated, flour , sifted, baking soda, cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, citron, chopped, nuts, chopped, whole blanched almond, sugar, water, sugar
    1 hour 10 min, 18 ingredients
  • Ukrainian Christmas Honey Cake Medivnyk Ukrainian Christmas Honey Cake Medivnyk
    butter, granulated sugar, eggs, separated, honey and
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    butter, granulated sugar, eggs, separated, honey, sour cream, cake flour , sifted, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, raisins, walnuts, chopped
    1 hour 20 min, 13 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Honey Roasted Bits & Bites Honey Roasted Bits & Bites
    honey nut chex, cheerios toasted oat cereal and
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    honey nut chex, cheerios toasted oat cereal, bugles original flavor snacks, pretzels or 1/2 cup honey-roasted peanuts, light corn syrup, honey, margarine (do not use spread or tub products) or 1 tbsp butter (do not use spread or tub products), vanilla
    40 min, 8 ingredients
  • Honey Tang Steak Honey Tang Steak
    honey, worcestershire sauce, honey, worcestershire sauce
    33 min, 4 ingredients
  • Honey Baked Wonton Napoleons Honey Baked Wonton Napoleons
    honey, refrigerated wonton wrappers and
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    honey, refrigerated wonton wrappers, cream cheese, room temperature, honey, vanilla extract, strawberry, hulled, thinly sliced, blueberries
    22 min, 7 ingredients
  • Honey-Glazed Buttermilk Oatmeal Coffee Cake Honey-Glazed Buttermilk Oatmeal Coffee Cake
    honey, butter, melted, light corn syrup and
    15 More
    honey, butter, melted, light corn syrup, shredded lemon peel, lemon juice, chopped pecans, rolled oats, all-purpose flour, brown sugar, chopped pecans, baking powder, baking soda, salt, buttermilk (see note ) or 2/3 cup sour milk (see note), eggs, lightly beaten, butter, melted, vanilla, honey (optional)
    55 min, 18 ingredients
  • Honey Pots de Creme Honey Pots de Creme
    honey, cream, milk, vanilla bean (not split ), sugar, salt and
    2 More
    honey, cream, milk, vanilla bean (not split ), sugar, salt, cream, honey comb
    1 hour 20 min, 9 ingredients
  • Honey-ricotta Bread Honey-ricotta Bread
    honey & ricotta bread and
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    honey & ricotta bread, copyright 2008 earthwatersunwind yahoo.com, wet ingredients, ricotta cheese, low-fat or whole milk, butter, melted in medium bowl and still warm, honey, sugar (optional), almost-boiling water (very hot ), dry ingredients, white whole wheat flour, bread flour, instant yeast, salt, extra bread flour , set aside
    20 min, 14 ingredients




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