14 better you fries Recipes

chicken drumsticks (wings ), cooking oil, fish sauce, chili-garlic sauce (if you couldn tsp eat spicy, you better put in 1/2 tbsp only), chopped garlic, chopped onion, salt, butter, chopped garlic, black pepper (less than this if you couldn tsp eat spicy), sugar, fresh lemon juice (recommend to squeeze from fresh lemon), fish sauce

potatoes (highest quality you can find, will work with any potatos, but the better they are the better these), olive oil, spices (lawrey s or any other kind of you enjoy)

bone in chicken breasts, water, stalks celery, sliced in 1/4-inch pieces, carrots, peeled and sliced in 1/4-inch pieces, onions, chopped, minced garlic, salt (or to taste), white pepper (can use more ), black pepper (can use more ), cayenne pepper (can use more ), cumin (can use more ), chopped fresh cilantro, diced tomatoes and green chilies, original (rotel), diced tomatoes and green chilies, mild (rotel), heavy whipping cream (can use more ), corn, drained, corn tortillas, monterey jack and cheddar cheese blend, fancy shred (for topping), peanut oil or canola oil or vegetable oil, for frying tortilla strips, chicken base (better than bullion, can use more)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

boneless skinless chicken breasts, shredded coconut (sweetened is fine ), cashews (raw is better ), chopped fresh cilantro, limes (or 1 large lemon, if you prefer), your favorite marinade (i.e. tequilla-lime, ginger-soy), egg, lightly beaten, flour, cooking oil, pan (for frying )

bacon fried crispy and crumbled in sm. pieces., potatoes about 6 tsp0 8 medium size white or red potatoes., grated cheddar cheese ., sliced onion or you can dice them but they are better sliced., salt and pepper to taste., margerine or butter., flour, milk can use half and half, chopped garlic fresh or canned ., use your favorite seasoning salt if you like instead of the garlic .

elbow macaroni, uncooked, frozen english peas, thawed, butter, divided, chicken breast halve, skinned , boned, and cut into strips, garlic cloves, minced, chicken bouillon granules, broccoli florets, onion, coarsely chopped, red bell pepper , cut into julienne strips, carrot, scraped and sliced, dried tarragon, lemon-pepper seasoning, all-purpose flour, milk, american cheese, shredded (6 oz....you can use other types of cheese, but american melts better and is less stringy than chedda)

sliced pork loin (or chicken breast), onion, shredded young ginger, ear mushrooms, tomato, spring shallots, red spur chilli, green chillies, sugar ( better if you have brown ), fish sauce, oil cooking

vegetables or canola oil (for frying), scallions, chopped (green onions), quorn pieces, cutlets fried and cubed (or a block of tofu, or any other protein source you like), mixed beans drained & washed (kidney beans, chickpeas, black beans, etc.), handful baby carrots, chopped , parboiled, handfuls cauliflower florets , parboiled, sweet potato, peeled, cubed and parboiled, garlic cloves, peeled, crushed, salt , nutmeg, ground coriander seeds, ground ginger, chili flakes, vegetable broth (1-2litre approx .), peanut butter (natural is better for texture)

sirloin steaks or 1 lb flank steak (if you prefer), eggs (beaten ), cornstarch, salt, water, white sugar, minced garlic (fresh is better ), minced fresh ginger (peeled ), dried chili pepper flakes, ketchup, white vinegar, soy sauce, hoisin sauce, cooking oil (for frying ), sliced green onion, for garnish (optional)

potatoes, peeled, butter, salt and pepper, ground beef, onion, chopped, red enchilada sauce, cheddar cheese, grated