14 and sausage soft tacos Recipes

eggs, jalapeno pepper (seeded and finely chopped , or to taste), green onions, finely chopped, whipping cream (or use 1/4 cup 18% table cream), salt (or to taste), black pepper (or to taste), butter, cream cheese (cut into small cubes ), flour tortillas, shredded old cheddar cheese (can use more or less ), pork sausage (casings removed, can use more or less ), green onions, chopped, sour cream (any amount desired), prepared salsa (any amount desired)

baked potato, onion minced, green pepper diced, egg beaters (equivalent of 3 eggs), smoked applewurst sausage , new braunfels smokehouse, fresh parsley, chopped, tortilla , low-carb low-fat la banderita soft taco, salt, pepper, cayenne

link sliced smoked applewurst sausage , new braunfels smokehouse, eggbeaters, monterey jack cheese , with jalapeno pepper - publix, shredded, kraft cheese cheddar sharp, shredded, carnation evaporated milk, raw baby spinach, chopped, chili powder, salt to tast, tortilla , low-carb low-fat la banderita soft taco

sausage links or 10 vegetarian, flour tortillas (soft taco size), toothpicks, almonds

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

your favorite pork sausage, eggs scrambled, chedder or taco cheese, salsa, soft burrito shells, sour cream (optional)

eggs, milk, salt, pepper, butter, cream cheese , cut into cubes, seeded and chopped jalapeno pepper, flour tortillas, shredded colby-jack cheese, cooked, drained, and crumbled ground pork sausage, shredded colby-jack cheese, sour cream, salsa

olive oil, hot italian sausages (about 6 1/2 oz), casings removed, red onion, thinly sliced, ground cumin, diameter corn tortillas, crumbled feta cheese, chopped fresh cilantro, sliced romaine lettuce, purchased red or green salsa

chorizo sausage , taken out of casings, onions, diced, garlic cloves, diced, jalapeno, diced, chopped green onions, chopped cilantro leaf, soft corn tortillas, sour cream, shredded lettuce, salsa, shredded cheddar cheese

olive oil, onion, diced, diced zucchini, mild salsa, plus more for passing at the table, raw turkey sausages, shredded monterey jack, corn tortillas, ripe avocado, salt and pepper, iceberg lettuce leaves, shredded, wooden spoon, saute pan, paring knife (use with an adult), fork, microwave

flour tortillas, soft , taco size, olive oil, monterey jack cheese, grated, red potatoes, small, cooked, diced, chorizo sausage, cooked, diced 1/4 inch (may substitute italian), tomato, diced 1/4 inch, green chilies, canned and chopped, salt (or to taste)

flank steaks, cut into 4 pieces, onions, 1 peeled and quatered, 1 finely chopped, divided, bay leaves, red onion, thinly sliced, garlic cloves, finely chopped, divided, jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely chopped, fresno chile, seeded and finely chopped, salt , to taste, ground black pepper , to taste, extra virgin olive oil, divided, cured chorizo sausage, removed from casing and finely chopped, tomatillos, husks removed, roughly chopped, ground cumin, honey, avocado, pitted, fresh cilantro, soft flour tortilla , for serving