313 whoopie here Recipes

watermelon, x-rated fusion liqueur, watermelon vodka (or melon), ice

ears corn, husked, bacon fat, yellow cornmeal, salt, baking soda, eggs, beaten, creme mexicana (mexican sour cream), chopped fire roasted hatch green chiles, water, chopped onion, goat cheese

there was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. as she was getting her things in serving, she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. she told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in. the woman also requested to be buried with her favourite bible., everything was in serving and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her., more thing , she said excitedly. what s that came the pastor s reply. this is very important, the woman continued.. i want to be buried with a fork in my right hand. the pastor stood looking at the woman, not knowing quite what to say.. that surprises you, doesn tsp it the woman asked. well, to be honest, i m puzzled by the request, said the pastor., woman explained. in all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners, i always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, keep your fork. it was my favorite part because i knew that something better was coming..like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. something wonderful, and with substance! so, i just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and i want them to wonder what s with the fork then i want you to tell them: keep your fork..the best is yet to come, eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the woman good-bye. he knew this would be 1 of the last times he would see her before her death. but he also knew that the woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. she knew that something better was coming. at the funeral people were walking by the woman s casket and they saw the pretty dress she was wearing and her favorite bible and the fork placed in her right hand. over and over the pastor heard the question what s with the fork and over and over he smiled., during his message , the pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the woman shortly before she died. he also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her. the pastor told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either., he was right ., next time you reach down for your fork, let it remind you oh so gently, that the best is yet to come..

food cake mix, all-purpose flour, milk, shortening, white sugar, vanilla extract

butter, softened, white sugar, egg, all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking soda, salt, milk, vanilla extract, butter, softened, sugar, vanilla extract, marshmallow creme, milk

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, unsweetened cocoa powder, white sugar, egg, vegetable oil, milk, butter, sugar, marshmallow creme, vanilla extract

butter, softened, white sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, salt, milk, butter, sugar, vanilla extract, salt

white sugar, shortening, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, unsweetened cocoa powder, milk, boiling water, vanilla extract, shortening, white sugar, salt, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, milk

shortening, white sugar, all-purpose flour, salt, water, eggs, vanilla extract, unsweetened cocoa powder, sour milk, baking soda, egg whites, vanilla extract, sugar, all-purpose flour, milk, shortening

shortening, white sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, sour milk, baking soda, water, all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, salt, shortening, sugar, all-purpose flour, milk, vanilla extract, egg whites, beaten

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, unsweetened cocoa powder, white sugar, egg, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, milk, milk, all-purpose flour, shortening, white sugar, salt, vanilla extract

all-purpose flour, dutch-process cocoa powder, baking soda, salt, well-shaken buttermilk, vanilla, unsalted butter, softened, brown sugar, egg, unsalted butter, softened, confectioners sugar, marshmallow cream such as marshmallow fluff, vanilla

shortening, sugar, eggs, flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, salt, baking soda, milk, vanilla, shortening, sugar, salt, vanilla, egg whites

oil, brown sugar, eggs, flour (1/2 occident if you wish), salt, baking soda, cocoa, milk, vanilla, egg whites (may be omitted as they aren tsp cooked we personally use the dried which can be purchased i), vanilla, flour, milk, shortening, sugar

pie pumpkin, eggs, vegetable oil, sugar, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, chocolate chips, margarine, marshmallow creme, sugar, salt , dissolved in, warm water, vanilla

unsalted butter, softened, brown sugar, flour, vanilla, semi-sweet chocolate baking squares, chopped walnuts

penne pasta, sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, gruyere cheese, shredded, shredded asiago cheese or 1/2 cup parmesan cheese, flour, unsalted butter, milk, onion powder, salt, cayenne pepper

hershey premier white chocolate chips, divided (12-oz. package.), almond extract, hershey cocoa or 1/2 cup hershey dutch-processed cocoa powder, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, melted, vanilla extract, sugar, marshmallow creme, evaporated milk, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, candied red cherries, quartered