6438 perfect health serving watchers Recipes

rolled oats, water, a pinch of garlic powder, a pinch of onion powder, low sodium vegetables or chicken bouillon cube, salsa for the health makes the body great (from my previous post), dried tuna flakes (from my previous post), squeezed lemon (optional)

ground pork, scallions minced, garlic cloves minced, sherry ( i used red cabernet wine with excellent results), apple cider or rice vinegar, red chili sesame oil, teriyaki sauce, low-sodium soy sauce, fresh wonton wrappers at room temperature (found usually in your vegetable section by the tofu and bean sprouts section in your grocery store), pot with boiling water, cold water, waxed paper sprayed with pam or wet with water to keep prepared wontons not sticking until ready to boil, perfect dipping sauce, scallions minced super fine, low -sodium soy sauce, teriyaki sauce, red chili sesame oil

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

boiling water, tea bag, milk (optional) or lemon slice, to serve (optional)

white fish (cod or pollack fillets, skinned and cut into bite-size chunks), sunflower or vegetable oil, lime wedges, to serve, plain flour, caster sugar, full-bodied beer (any type ), good-quality mayonnaise, juice 1 lime, handful coriander leaves, chopped, potatoes (maris piper or king edwards)

reduced-fat pilsbury crescent rolls (8 rolls), watchers reduced-fat whipped cream cheese, fresh baby spinach, cooked grilled chicken strips, watchers reduced fat cheese

egg whites, skim milk, cinnamon, vanilla extract, watchers white bread, butter-flavored cooking spray, sugar-free maple syrup

vegetable oil, divided, cubes smoked ham (about 22 oz), butter, sliced leeks (white and pale green parts only; from 5 large), chopped celery, sliced green onions (about 8), chopped fresh italian parsley, garlic cloves, chopped, file powder, chopped fresh oregano, cayenne pepper, sliced collard greens (about 6 oz), sliced mustard greens (about 6 oz), watercress, thick stems trimmed (about 4 cups), fresh spinach leaves, sugar, low-salt chicken broth, divided, all purpose flour, perfect rice

granny smith apples, peeled and sliced, brown sugar, granulated sugar, all-purpose flour, salt, juice of 1/2 lemon, recipe perfect pie crust , recipe follows, butter, all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting, salt, cold butter, vegetable shortening, egg, cold water, distilled white vinegar

unsalted butter, extra virgin olive oil, perfect sweet onions peeled and julienned, kosher salt, ground pepper, dried tart cherries, grenadine

sugar, all-purpose flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, salt, eggs, milk, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, boiling water, perfectly chocolate chocolate frosting

oats (old fashioned or quick will work. i use old fashioned though), wheat flour, vital wheat gluten, winter squash (pureed. can be found in the freezer aisle next to the frozen spinach), sugar (or honey), baking powder, salt, eggs, skim milk (any milk should be fine though), vegetable oil (or some other fat such as melted butter), cinnamon

perfect yeast breads and rolls are, high and evenly shaped., uniformly golden brown with a tender crust., even in texture with no large air holes., moist and silky with an elastic quality.

always fresh olive oil extra virgin olive oil flavored cooking spray (4 3 second sprays), mccormick italian seasoning, plain white flour, dried breadcrumbs, whole zucchini, cut into 4 chunks , then each chunk halved, serve egg whites , from 2 large eggs, whipped until frothy (almost soft peaks)

water, cook and serve fat-free sugar-free vanilla pudding mix, sugar-free strawberry gelatin, sliced fresh strawberries (i use a quart clamshell)

whole wheat tortillas, reduced-calorie mayonnaise, ready-to-serve shortcut bacon, tomatoes, sliced, lettuce, shredded

new potatoes, leeks (trimmed ), egg yolk, plain low fat fromage frais, white wine vinegar, sliced ham (2 x 30g slices), salt & pepper (to serve)

bulgur wheat, vegetable stock, hot, orange, canned chick-peas, drained, spring onion, chopped, carrot , garted, frozen peas , defrosted, radishes, quartered, fresh thyme leaves, rocket, to serve