12 going pizza Recipes

prepared frozen pizza crust, hummus, ripe roma tomatoes, sliced, pitted kalamata olive, sliced, piquillo peppers, sliced (jarred ), feta cheese, crumbled, dried oregano, extra virgin olive oil

tri-color spiral pasta (bowties and pene work well too), pepperoni slices (you can also use stick and just dice it), fresh mozzarella cheese, cubed, grape tomatoes, halved, jumbo olives, halved, red onion, chopped, italian dressing (if you can find the roasted red pepper , go with that 1), parmesan cheese, to top

purchased prepared pizza crust, blue cheese, crumbled, prepared alfredo sauce, garlic, minced, chopped onion, roma tomatoes, sliced, mozzarella cheese, shredded, freshly grated romano cheese

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

reduced-fat cream cheese, softened, brown sugar, vanilla extract, fresh strawberries, coarsely chopped, fresh pineapple - peeled, cored and chopped, seedless grapes, halved, blueberries, clear , plastic (10 oz) cups, sugar cookies, crushed, kiwis, peeled and sliced

prepared pizza dough, all-purpose flour , for dusting, tomato sauce, cheese grated mozzarella, chopped fresh pineapple, red bell pepper, thinly sliced, yellow bell pepper, thinly sliced, pepperoni

use any kind of instant pizza dough, olive oil, parmesan cheese, filling of your choice (i like rosemary and green olives)

chili beans, drained (such as ranch style beans. or you can go ahead and just use refried beans. don tsp use canned chili fo), butter-flavored cooking spray, chopped red bell pepper, chopped green bell pepper, chopped onion, jalapeno, seeded and chopped, minced garlic, chopped grilled chicken strips, chopped fresh cilantro, corn tortillas, shredded reduced-fat mexican cheese blend

active dry yeast, warm water, milk, scalded and cooled to room temp, butter, melted, sugar, salt, eggs, parmesan cheese, grated, spaghetti sauce mix, all-purpose flour, tomato sauce

warm water, sachet dried yeast, caster sugar, flour, fine 00, semolina flour, fine, table salt, olive oil, extra fine semolina flour , for dusting