26191 christmas eve pizza casserole Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pizza sauce, ground beef, cooked and drained, sausage, cooked and drained, corkscrew macaroni, cooked and drained, shedded mozzarella cheese, freshly grated parmesan cheese, mushroom stems and pieces, drained, sliced pepperoni, chopped onion, chopped green bell pepper, garlic clove, minced

hamburger, chopped onion, onion soup mix (1/2 package), pizza sauce (i use pizza quick), cheddar cheese soup, egg noodles, shredded mozzarella cheese, sliced pepperoni

ground beef, sloppy joe seasoning, refrigerated crescent roll dough, shredded mozzarella cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, pizza sauce

ground beef, pizza sauce, macaroni (twist)(3 cups), milk, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni (approx 48 slices)

refrigerated biscuits, pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, shredded, pepperoni, sliced, mozzarella cheese, shredded

egg noodles, ground beef, chopped onion, chopped bell pepper, pizza sauce, cheddar cheese soup, mozzarella cheese, sliced or grated, sliced pepperoni

elbow macaroni, onion, minced, ground beef, pizza sauce, cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, black olives (optional), green pepper (optional), mushroom (optional)

uncooked spiral shaped pasta, ground beef, onion, chopped, tomato sauce, pizza sauce, tomato paste, sugar, garlic powder, onion powder, dried oregano, shredded mozzarella cheese, divided, sliced pepperoni, grated parmesan cheese

penne pasta, yellow onion, finely chopped, green bell pepper, finely chopped, garlic cloves, minced, olive oil, lean ground beef, salt, spaghetti sauce (such as ragu old world), pizza sauce (such as ragu), fresh white mushrooms, butter, shredded mozzarella cheese, sliced pepperoni

noodles, hamburger, browned, diced onion, fresh sour cream, homemade or store-bought pizza sauce, cottage cheese, diced or shredded colby cheese, for topping

chopped onion, sliced mushrooms, oil, hamburger, pizza sauce, oregano, garlic salt, sliced black olives, cooked rotini noodles, mozzarella cheese

spaghetti noodles, pizza sauce (or favorite spaghetti sauce), ground beef, italian sausage , taken out of its casing, onion, minced, grated cheddar cheese, grated mozzarella cheese, pepperoni slices, mushrooms (optional), dried basil, dried thyme, dried oregano, salt, pepper

italian sausage (original recipe calls for ground beef), pizza sauce, refrigerated buttermilk biscuits, shredded mozzarella cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, pepperoni (optional), onion (optional), canadian bacon (optional), olive (optional), mushroom (optional)

egg noodles (uncooked ), extra lean ground beef, onion, pepperoni, pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese (shredded ), milk, bell pepper, garlic cloves (minced ), salt, pepper

uncooked spaghetti, sliced pepperoni, ground beef, browned, onion, chopped, butter, melted and divided, green pepper, chopped, tomato sauce, divided, grated swiss cheese, divided, sliced mozzarella cheese, divided, canned chopped mushrooms, drained, oregano, basil

pizza sauce, sliced zucchini, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese

sweet italian sausage, wide egg noodles, pizza sauce, cheddar cheese, shredded, mozzarella cheese, shredded, low-fat pepperoni (shred with kitchen shears and reserve some for top of casserole)