3305 christmas caesar Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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caesar salad dressing (or whatever caesar dressing you pr... and8 Morecaesar salad dressing (or whatever caesar dressing you prefer, i like marie s), cilantro, rinsed and patted dry, sweet chili sauce (can be found in asian stores or in the asian section of the grocery store), lime, juiced, romaine lettuce hearts, red onion, sliced into thin strips, frozen sweet corn, thawed but not warm, black beans, drained and rinsed, crushed tortilla chips (i like to use guacamole flavored tortilla chips, but if you can tsp find them nacho cheese flavor will)20 min, 9 ingredients
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ziti pasta or 8 oz mostaccioli pasta or 8 oz other medium... and6 Moreziti pasta or 8 oz mostaccioli pasta or 8 oz other medium shape pasta, uncooked, broccoli florets, bottled light caesar salad dressing , plus, bottled light caesar salad dressing (i use kraft), uncooked shrimp, peeled and deveined, crushed hot red pepper flakes, grated romano cheese45 min, 7 ingredients
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uncooked dry penne pasta (2 cups), chopped cooked chicken and7 Moreuncooked dry penne pasta (2 cups), chopped cooked chicken, creamy caesar salad dressing, reduced-sodium chicken broth, chopped green onion, chopped red pepper, mozzarella cheese, shredded (1 1/2 cups), caesar-flavor croutons, grated parmesan cheese40 min, 9 ingredients
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good seasons gourmet caesar salad dressing, mix or 1 enve... and5 Moregood seasons gourmet caesar salad dressing, mix or 1 envelope good seasonings italian salad dressing mix, vinegar, oil, red potatoes, cut in chunks, red peppers or 1 medium green pepper, cut into pieces, onion , cut into pieces1 hour , 6 ingredients
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Caesar New York Stripscaesar salad dressing, divided, garlic powder, salt and2 Morecaesar salad dressing, divided, garlic powder, salt, fresh coarse ground black pepper, new york strip steaks20 min, 5 ingredients
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Caesar Potato Saladcaesar salad (with dressing), boiled potatoes, sliced and2 Morecaesar salad (with dressing), boiled potatoes, sliced, hard-boiled eggs, quartered, anchovies (optional)4 ingredients
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Caesar Iceberg Wedgescaesar dressing, head iceberg lettuce, cut into 4 wedges and1 Morecaesar dressing, head iceberg lettuce, cut into 4 wedges, shaved parmesan cheese15 min, 3 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Caesar Chicken Salad Squarescubed cooked chicken breasts (1/8 to 1/4 inch) and9 Morecubed cooked chicken breasts (1/8 to 1/4 inch), shredded mozzarella cheese or 2 oz italian cheese blend, bacon, flavored bits, caesar salad dressing (can use low-fat ), mayonnaise, minced garlic, lemon juice, pillsbury refrigerated biscuits (can use reduced fat ), caesar salad dressing, shredded romaine lettuce46 min, 10 ingredients
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Caesar Chicken Salad Squaresshredded cooked chicken and11 Moreshredded cooked chicken, shredded cheese (i used four blend ), parmesan cheese, bacon, cooked and crumbled, caesar salad dressing, mayonnaise, minced garlic, lemon juice, red pepper flakes (optional), fresh ground pepper, crescent rolls, caesar salad dressing (optional)45 min, 12 ingredients
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Caesar Salad With Tortellini and Asparaguswater and6 Morewater, packaged refrigerated cheese-filled tortellini, uncooked, fresh asparagus , cut into 2 inch pieces, head romaine lettuce , torn, shredded parmesan cheese, caesar flavored crouton, caesar salad dressing (homemade or your favorite brand )14 min, 7 ingredients
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