108 those wrinkles Recipes

new potatoes , about 1 1/2 inches in diameter, scrubbed, sea salt

butter, flour, light cream, chicken broth, grated parmesan cheese, salt, white pepper, peeled diced cooked potatoes, peeled and diced, crumbled roquefort cheese, paprika, butter

unsweetened chocolate, chopped, semisweet chocolate, chopped, unsalted butter, cut into 8 pieces, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, eggs, sugar, instant espresso powder (optional), vanilla extract, semi-sweet chocolate chips, parchment paper

ground beef, salt, pepper, onion, water, lard, pastry dough , per dough recipe

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

fresh peaches - peeled, pitted, and sliced, white sugar, butter, softened, white sugar, eggs, milk, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt

unsalted butter (for pan ), all-purpose flour, baking powder, kosher salt, eggs, separated, sugar, divided, vegetable oil, unsweetened shredded coconut, cubes fresh pineapple (cut from two 4-lb pineapples), dark brown sugar, dark rum (such as gosling s), fresh lime juice, sugar, kosher salt, whole macadamia nuts, egg whites (from about 7 large eggs), room temperature, cream of tartar, sugar, coconut rum (such as malibu), xanthan gum (optional), ripe (wrinkled ) passion fruits, halved, pulp scooped out, grated lime zest

cartons plain fat-free yogurt, kosher salt, red potatoes (about 2 1/4 lb), caviar

butter, sugar, eggs, well beaten, milk, vanilla, flour, baking powder, salt

lean ground beef, onion, liquid smoke (mesquite), egg yolk, fine dry breadcrumb, salt, pepper, monterey jack pepper cheese , about the size of dice

butter, white sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, rice krispies, oatmeal, chocolate chips

potatoes, fresh parsley, olive o il, garlic, ricotta cheese, masala wine, spinich, mushrooms, onions

frozen shredded potatoes thawed, butter melted, salt, black pepper, minced onion, cream of celery soup, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese, butter melted, cornflakes crushed into crumbs

plain flour, plus extra, plain flour, for rolling, salt (fine sea ), baking powder, unsalted butter, softened to room temperature plus extra, unsalted butter, for greasing, caster sugar, fresh thyme (stripped ), egg yolks, uncooked rice , for baking, even-size strawberries, hulled, icing sugar , sifted, balsamic vinegar, double cream, lemon , zest of, finely grated, lime , zest of, finely grated, ripe passion fruit, halved (wrinkled), creme fraiche, plain yogurt, basil leaves, chopped, icing sugar, basil leaves, to serve

garlic cloves, thinly sliced, white vinegar or 2 tbsp lemon juice, black olives, cured (the wrinkled ones), fresh parsley, minced, dried red chili pepper flakes, coriander seeds, crushed, cumin seeds, crushed, olive oil

sweet almond oil, molecules in this oil make it a heavier oil best suited for heavy massage or for a very moisturizing cream or salve. sweet almond oil contains vitamins a, b1, b2 and b6 and a small amount of e. protects and nourishes the skin., apricot kernel oil, light weight oil suitable for massage. use in cream and lotion recipes. good for all skins, especially prematurely aged, sensitive, inflamed and dry. contains minerals and vitamins., avocado oil, heavy weight oil suitable for massage. use up to 1-fourth to a cream or salve base. contains vitamins a, b, and d and is rich in lecithin. penetrates the upper layers of the skin. has beneficial effect on dry skin and wrinkles., grapeseed oil, light weight oil suitable for light massage and is water-dispersible in the bath. contains vitamins, minerals and protein. good all around oil. grapeseed oil is not suitable for creams or lotions., hazelnut oil, oil suitable for light massage. perfect for base oil for creams. hazelnut oil is said to penetrate the top layer of the skin slightly, being beneficial for oily or combinations skins and effective on acne. it is stimulating to the circulation and also has astringent properties. contains oleic acid and a small proportion of linoleic acid., jojoba , refined colorless, jojoba is not an oil , but a liquid wax; excellent choice for many aromatherapy uses. most often used as the carrier oil of choice to use with essential oils. a must in all your cream and lotion recipes. it is very stable, having extremely good keeping qualities. useful oil in cases of acne., jojoba, golden organic, choose this jojoba for heavier creams, soap making and when you want extra moisturizing. less refined, it retains more vitamins and minerals than the refined. not quite as stable. jojoba contains myristic acid, which has anti-inflammatory properties., kukui nut oil, light to medium weight oil. new on the scene , this oil is wonderful for mature, aging skin. has a slight odor, which can be overcome by adding essential oils. not offensive. kukui nut oil is readily absorbed into the skin and leaves the skin soft and very moisturized. an excellent oil to add to your cream and lotion formulas., macadamia nut oil, oil suitable for massage. it is highly emollient and a good addition to your cream formulas. very nice feel to the oil when applied to the skin., olive oil, heavy weight oil suitable for massage. wonderful for salves, olive oil is emollient, soothing to inflamed skin. use regular, not extra virgin, unless the odor is not objectionable., sunflower nut oil, very light weight oil-perfect choice for bath oils. also excellent in lotions, as this oil is most readily absorbed into the skin. not suitable for massage due to absorption rate., essential oil blends for the bath and massage, lavender, lavender is calming as well as uplifting and can be safely used with children. it s sweet floral-herbaceous scent and balsamic-woody undertone may help to unwind at the end of a stressful day., lavender/rose geranium, two parts lavender to 1 part rose geranium. this recipe is meant to help calm your mind and lift your spirits. rose geranium has a rosy sweet scent and may be anti depressant and uplifting., eucalyptus blend, four parts eucalyptus 70/75 and 1 part tangerine essential oils. will help relieve cold symptoms, especially in the bath. add to a carrier oil/oils for muscular aches and pains. warming to the skin. fragrance is fresh and pungent., morning energizer, two parts lemon , 1 part rosemary, two parts tangerine. energize with this refreshing blend. a wonderful morning wake-up and summertime refresher.